The government today unveiled a new law which makes it illegal for people to scratch their own bottoms.
In a shock move, Prince Charles has decided to drop his title 'Prince of Wales' in favour of the title 'Prince of Darkness'.
A man from Milton Keynes has been arrested after driving a tractor into his local fish and chip shop 'The Crispy Cod'.
English people are the lardiest in Europe - it's a fact!...
Yesterday, the Government revealed plans to boost the nations' economy by opening a burger bar.
In a bizarre accident, Prince Harry has chopped his left hand off with an axe.
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