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Funny story: Bakery delivery boy wins Tour De France

Bakery delivery boy wins Tour De France

A BAKERY delivery boy from Yorkshire has won the Tour De France two months before it is due to begin. Slowly pushing a bicycle up a hill to the tune of 'Going Home' from Dvorak's 9th Symphony, Peter Leyland passed the finish line in Harrogate as e...
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Funny story: Tony Blair elected Pope

Tony Blair elected Pope

Former Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has been elected Pope in a widely expected effort by The Vatican to increase the Church's popularity. Members of the Papal Conclave, charged with electing a new Pope, studied Blair's 1997 Election campaign material...
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Funny story: BBC 4 discovers crime in Scandinavia

BBC 4 discovers crime in Scandinavia

High-brow BBC documentary channel BBC 4 is now almost two years through its research into the discovery of murders, kidnappings, and car thefts in Northern Europe. Given the lack of evidence of such occurrences prior to the first screening of Wallend...
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Funny story: Panic as bus arrives on time in Liverpool

Panic as bus arrives on time in Liverpool

At 10.20am British Transport Police responded to an incident on St. Mary's Road, Garsten, Liverpool, following a 999 call that a bus' timely arrival had compromised cherished national satisfaction with mediocrity. The current standard by which the bu...
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Funny story: Boy trapped down well is in fact Paul Simon

Boy trapped down well is in fact Paul Simon

Newark Fire Department received a 911 call at 6.02am this morning from a concerned member of the public after a small boy was seen to fall into a disused water well. East Ward Station responded to the emergency call and arrived at the scene at approx...
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Funny story: News Items Branded Too Vague

News Items Branded Too Vague

A man has criticised a news organisation in Europe by claiming that some news was not detailed enough for some people.
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Funny story: Russian Army Troop Level Increased to 92

Russian Army Troop Level Increased to 92

In a reversal of fortune for the once great Russian Army, Vladimir Putin has announced the biggest military funding for the Russian Federation since 1981.
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Funny story: Danny DeVito for Mayor of Blackpool?

Danny DeVito for Mayor of Blackpool?

Danny DeVito may spur major investment in English seaside town.
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Funny story: Tony Blair to launch pop music career

Tony Blair to launch pop music career

"You know, I think it was about time that, after ten years of a government that, as I keep reminding people, delivered long term growth to this country and record public investment, it was time to get down and groovy with some tunes."...
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Funny story: Nazi Party in takeover deal with History Channel

Nazi Party in takeover deal with History Channel

The Estate of the Third Reich are in formal talks this week with popular documentary cable network the 'History Channel.' The talks may be the final process of a long speculated take-over of the documentary channel by the Nazi Party of German...
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Joan Rivers Loses It

A medical bulletin just released from a Manhattan clinic states that Joan Rivers had stopped talking during throat surgery.

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