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Funny story: Scientists: Anus Will Replace Fingerprint for Security Checks

Scientists: Anus Will Replace Fingerprint for Security Checks

Scientists are now predicting that the anus will soon replace fingerprints for security, such as gaining entry to a building, or to computers and other sensitive or high clearance materials or locations. The anus it seems is even more complex and ind...
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Funny story: Maria Sharapova's Grunt To Be Used In Godzilla Sequel

Maria Sharapova's Grunt To Be Used In Godzilla Sequel

Hollywood - Sequels are rarely able to muster the excitement of their originals and in Godzilla' case that goes double...or triple. However one clever addition will include a celebrity voice. In this case it will be a celebrity grunt from the beau...
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Funny story: iSISS Challenges ISIS as Gay Muslims Overturn the Radical Group "Bottoms Up Boys!"

iSISS Challenges ISIS as Gay Muslims Overturn the Radical Group "Bottoms Up Boys!"

Sporting Pink pickup trucks, flags, machine guns, and bazookas, iSISS, not to be confused with ISIS, is taking over large chunks of ISIS territory, according to U.S. intelligence sources. "Move over Baby!" shouted a brigade of pink camel flage cl...
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Funny story: U.S. Special Forces Employ Disney Girls Gone Bad Against ISIS

U.S. Special Forces Employ Disney Girls Gone Bad Against ISIS

The world's biggest fears have finally been realized. Former female teen Disney stars have started joining the Marines in droves, so many that a special force has been formed with the likes of Selena Gomez leading secret strike force in the dead of n...
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Funny story: Kerry Travels to Timbuktoo to Continue Peace Talks

Kerry Travels to Timbuktoo to Continue Peace Talks

Secretary of State Kerry traveled all the way to Timbuktoo by camel caravan today to continue his negotiations with Palestinean,Eygtian and Israeli negotiators. He refused to answer questions about the fact that none of the negotiating parties we...
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Funny story: Paul McCartney Says Everything is F Ing Great!

Paul McCartney Says Everything is F Ing Great!

Paul McCartney who came down with a nasty V in Japan, is now feeling quite good thank you very much. In fact whatever meds he is on might be making the Rock and Roll legend a bit more frank than usual. "F--! yeah man were ready to rock you bastard...
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Funny story: North Korea's World Cup Team Made up of Kim Jung Un's Illegitimate Off Spring

North Korea's World Cup Team Made up of Kim Jung Un's Illegitimate Off Spring

While the North Koreans bowed out in an early round to the Vanuatu National Soccer team 10-0, it is noteworthy that the entire team was made up of Kim Jung Un's illegitimate children from 23 different wives. Even though the whereabouts of their m...
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Funny story: Elvis Found Spotted at World Cup

Elvis Found Spotted at World Cup

Elvis Presley has been spotted in a Rio Duncan donut shop this week. Though in his 70s now his sheer enormity seemed to awe the locals as he polished off 20 long johns and 2 dozen yeast donuts while hardly blinking an eye. He seemed in an open re...
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Funny story: Tibetans Face Down Scorn of Chinese in Close World Cup Match

Tibetans Face Down Scorn of Chinese in Close World Cup Match

In world cup action today the Dalai Lama started the match by blessing the game ball. The move was protested by the Chinese National team which does not recognize the Dalai Lama or the right of Tibetans to have autonomy. "All I said to the soccer...
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Funny story: "No More Women in The White House!" Say Republicans

"No More Women in The White House!" Say Republicans

Republicans today outlined several new planks in their 2016 Presidential Platform,designed to reassure conservatives. Number one is that no more women will be allowed to enter the White House, not even the First Lady. It will become a male only c...
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Funny story: Ancient Hemorrhoid Shaped Like Mary Draws Millions of Visitors to Thailand

Ancient Hemorrhoid Shaped Like Mary Draws Millions of Visitors to Thailand

The mummified anus of an elephant with a hemorrhoid shaped like the Virgin Mary is drawing thousands of foreign tourists to the National Museum in Bangkok Thailand. The little known display next to a large elephant bone was destined for anonymity...
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Funny story: Farting Adds To Your Life Expectancy

Farting Adds To Your Life Expectancy

Scientists in an international project located in Bordeaux, France, have declared the relevancy of he "fart" to the health of humans. "Farts," said Franz Lipken, the German member of the team, "are fun. They give people the chance to relax and...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin and Alaskans Complain About Sardine Cum Polluting Waters

Sarah Palin and Alaskans Complain About Sardine Cum Polluting Waters

Anchorage - Sardines entering coastal waters off Alaska have once again left a milky substance for miles of Alaskan coastline, causing conservatives to complain about the open display of unwanton sex! "It's just disgusting!" said Sarah Palin, "All...
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Funny story: Karl Rove's Doctor Say Hillary Clinton has just Six Months to Live

Karl Rove's Doctor Say Hillary Clinton has just Six Months to Live

Washington D. C. (Dead Chickens) - In a shocking statement Karl Rove's own Dr, Cornelious Hornblower, today stated after studying Hillary's photos, videos and horoscopes from the past 20 years, that she has just 6 months to live and should cut back o...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Disastrous Year Continues with 2nd Place Finish

Tiger Woods Disastrous Year Continues with 2nd Place Finish

Scene of the crime Barclays. Tiger Woods who has only won 5 tournaments this year and no Majors, finished in 2nd place after nearly beating a field of the world's top professionals with back spasms that have stretched over the past 3 days. That is th...
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Funny story: Weiner's Dog To Leave Him

Weiner's Dog To Leave Him

NY, NY, - In a yet another blow to the Weiner campaign and household, Anthony Weiner's own dog of 10 years has left him. Citing irreparable damage to his own reputation and love for wiener dogs, Frank the Chase Beagle has was last seen with a doc...
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Funny story: Cardinals Use Different Colored Smoke to communicate with The Outside World

Cardinals Use Different Colored Smoke to communicate with The Outside World

The Sistine Chapel is the location that the world's eyes are on now. Many have been looking for white smoke rising from the chapel as a sign the new Pope has been chosen. But, what they don't realize is that several other colors could rise, meaning s...
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Funny story: New Mammogram Machine to Feature Celebrity Hands

New Mammogram Machine to Feature Celebrity Hands

Los Angeles, CA - The world first mammogram machine featuring celebrity hands has been authorized for testing in a Beverly Hill Hospital. The prototype, known as the Richard Gere 1, is actually autographed by the famous actor and has breast supports...
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