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Funny story: Greece Claims Patent on Greek Salad! Dept Crisis Over!

Greece Claims Patent on Greek Salad! Dept Crisis Over!

Athens = In a surprise move Greek officials today announced they are claiming a patent on Greek salads. They will demand royalties be paid on every Greek salad made by every restaurant in the world, beginning immediately and retroactive to 1950.
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Funny story: Death of Favorite Chimp in Rocket Failure Saddens North Korean Leadership

Death of Favorite Chimp in Rocket Failure Saddens North Korean Leadership

Kim Jung Un has ordered all North Koreans to fast for the next 30 days and drink small quantities of arsnic in commemoration of his lost pet Kim Jung Kong. The pet and favorite of Kim Jung Un was lost in the missile explosion, attempting to be the fi...
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Funny story: World Snooker Championship postponed Due to Milky Chalk...'

World Snooker Championship postponed Due to Milky Chalk...'

Eltham, England - The World Snooker Championships got off to a rocky start on the lower southeast side of London this week. Hosted in Eltham at the New Old World Snooker Club on 233 Eltham High Street, murder seems to be the only name of the game so...
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Funny story: Saturday Night Live Cast Reports Missing Items After Lindsay Lohan Guest Host

Saturday Night Live Cast Reports Missing Items After Lindsay Lohan Guest Host

New York - Saturday Night Live cast and crew members reported several missing items after allowing Lindsay Lohan to host the show, including the following items: 17 necklaces 1 box of condoms 9 neckties 5 shoes 1 audio control panel from the s...
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Funny story: Republican Think Tank Names Rush Limbaugh #1 Imbecile!

Republican Think Tank Names Rush Limbaugh #1 Imbecile!

The top Republican think tank in Washington, C.E.S.S.P.O.O.L., has released its top five Imbeciles list, people whom it says have made significant contributions to the betterment of the Party's reputation for incessant idiocy. Number 5. Rand Paul...
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Funny story: Electric Pineapple's Artois Armond Gordon To Sue Rock and Roll Hall of Fame on Behalf of the Monkees

Electric Pineapple's Artois Armond Gordon To Sue Rock and Roll Hall of Fame on Behalf of the Monkees

London- Artois Armond Gordon, lead singer and song writer for heavy meat band Electric Pineapple, says he will sue the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame for its failure to include The Monkees. "I can understand why Electric Pineapple is not in there, we...
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Funny story: Santorum Comes Out Against Higher Education!! Affirms Republican Plank of Mediocrity!

Santorum Comes Out Against Higher Education!! Affirms Republican Plank of Mediocrity!

Detroit - Little Ricky Santorum was quoted in Michigan as saying, "President Obama has said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a snob," Santorum said Saturday. "There are good, decent men and women who go out and work hard every da...
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Funny story: Nomad Planets Mad at Earth!

Nomad Planets Mad at Earth!

According to a new Study by the Clavical Reconstituted Astrophysical Particular Cosmotology Institute (CRAPCI) said "Nomad planets" may mob the Milky Way. In fact they are particularly unhappy with Planet Earth, a non-nomadic planet. "Nomad planets"...
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Funny story: Poor Man Disappears in Mitt Romney's Front Pocket!

Poor Man Disappears in Mitt Romney's Front Pocket!

Sam Stone claimed he fell into Mitt Romney's pocket by accident about two years ago. Nobody noticed he was gone, because Sam is himself homeless. "Damned deep pockets!!" complained Sam at the LA Homeless Shelter in downtown LA. I was just checking...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney to Simulate Homelessness for Two Hours!

Mitt Romney to Simulate Homelessness for Two Hours!

Mitt Romney,on the heels of three shocking losses to Rick Santorum in Colorado, Minnesota and Missouri (pronounced misery), has sworn to become more in touch with "the little people". "I know that it is difficult for all people to identify with m...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney: The Poor Don't Know How Hard It Is To Be Filthy Rich

Mitt Romney: The Poor Don't Know How Hard It Is To Be Filthy Rich

In an interview this morning at Caesar's Palace on the Vegas strip, Mitt Romney attempted to alleviate the fears of the poor with regard to his candidacy. "The problem we've had with this media led charge against me, is that it is all completely o...
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Funny story: Barstuck's to Begin Serving Medicinal Marijuana for Happy Hour

Barstuck's to Begin Serving Medicinal Marijuana for Happy Hour

Barstuck's Cafe today announced that it will begin serving Medicinal Marijuana in specially selected Barstuck's fitted with small smoking rooms. On the heals of recent trials of serving beer and wine, Barstuck's official said it was just a natural p...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Promises to Fix Safety Net In His Spare Time

Mitt Romney Promises to Fix Safety Net In His Spare Time

To alleviate fears that Mitt Romney is out of touch with the American poor, staffers today fanned out around the country to deliver soundbites designed to show how much he really cares: Las Vegas - "Mitt really does care about the safety net. He h...
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Funny story: Paul McCartney and Rolling Stones to Pay for Breast Implant Replacements

Paul McCartney and Rolling Stones to Pay for Breast Implant Replacements

In Parliament today, angry protestors pushed their way through security pulling a hose from a tanker truck filled with thousands of gallons of industrial silicone. The kind alledged to be in thousands of breast implants in thousands of women. The...
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Funny story: Spoof Editor Fires All Writers Before Christmas!

Spoof Editor Fires All Writers Before Christmas!

Editor of the, The Spoof, Mark Lowton, today fired all writers for the internet Spoof rag, The Spoof. Lowton, who is known to deal in black market giant gerbils claims the move was to create more efficiency in the editing process. "We've been stif...
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Funny story: Rolling Stones Announce 50th Anniversary World Tour

Rolling Stones Announce 50th Anniversary World Tour

London - On the heels of a meeting between Keith Richards and Mick Jagger, the Rolling Stones have announced plans for their 50th Anniversary World tour. The aging duo of Jagger and Richards met for several hours today plotting out how to best cel...
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Funny story: Tooth Fairy Sues Omega Auction House for Sale of John Lennon's Tooth!

Tooth Fairy Sues Omega Auction House for Sale of John Lennon's Tooth!

London - In court in London today the Tooth Fairy filed a lawsuit against Omega Auction house for selling a tooth belonging to the late John Lennon. "This tooth was never properly put under a pillow for me to take by Mr. Lennon,therefore I should...
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Funny story: The Lead From Behind Academy of Leadership Development

The Lead From Behind Academy of Leadership Development

New York, NY - A recent Gallup Poll shows that 69% of Republicans prefer leadership from behind vs only 64% of Democrats, this goes against recent declarations of Washington Republicans and most of the Republican Candidates for President. The pol...
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Bush Copyright

George Bush Senior has taken out copyright on the phrase "New World Order" that he made popular. Anybody using the phrase without his permission will be sued.
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