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Dead Sewer Rat Out Polls Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden Against GOP Candidates!!

Funny story: Dead Sewer Rat Out Polls Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden Against GOP Candidates!!

After Joe Biden's numbers against the GOP frontrunners shocked many for a man who has yet to make a speech, many thought the Democratic party would be satisfied. But to everyone's surprise in steps...er perhaps thrown in, a dead rat dubbed Ronald Rat...

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Donald Duck to Donald Trump: Withdraw or I Will Change My Name!

Funny story: Donald Duck to Donald Trump: Withdraw or I Will Change My Name!

Disney World Bar and Grill - Somewhere in the bowels of underground labyrinth at Disney World the now retired Donald Duck held court today at his favorite Classic Cartoons Only Bar and Grill. There along with the likes of Mickey Mouse, Cheshire Cat,...

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Donald Trump Kidnapped By "El Chapo" Near Mexican Border

Funny story: Donald Trump Kidnapped By "El Chapo" Near Mexican Border

Donald Trump was making a speech today near Brownsville, Texas, when he and his entire podium was swallowed up by a sink hole and a cloud of dust and smoke. Then through the smoke came a 5 pound rock with a note attached. It read: "Greetings Gring...

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Donald Trump: "I Hate All People Equally"

Funny story: Donald Trump: "I Hate All People Equally"

Donald Trump today managed to offend all remaining members of the population in a broad far reaching speech with virtually no redeeming qualities. "I hate you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you....(heavy breathing)and...

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Greece Claims Patent on Greek Salad! Dept Crisis Over!

Funny story: Greece Claims Patent on Greek Salad! Dept Crisis Over!

Athens = In a surprise move Greek officials today announced they are claiming a patent on Greek salads. They will demand royalties be paid on every Greek salad made by every restaurant in the world, beginning immediately and retroactive to 1950.

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Death of Favorite Chimp in Rocket Failure Saddens North Korean Leadership

Funny story: Death of Favorite Chimp in Rocket Failure Saddens North Korean Leadership

Kim Jung Un has ordered all North Koreans to fast for the next 30 days and drink small quantities of arsnic in commemoration of his lost pet Kim Jung Kong. The pet and favorite of Kim Jung Un was lost in the missile explosion, attempting to be the fi...

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World Snooker Championship postponed Due to Milky Chalk...'

Funny story: World Snooker Championship postponed Due to Milky Chalk...'

Eltham, England - The World Snooker Championships got off to a rocky start on the lower southeast side of London this week. Hosted in Eltham at the New Old World Snooker Club on 233 Eltham High Street, murder seems to be the only name of the game so...

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Saturday Night Live Cast Reports Missing Items After Lindsay Lohan Guest Host

Funny story: Saturday Night Live Cast Reports Missing Items After Lindsay Lohan Guest Host

New York - Saturday Night Live cast and crew members reported several missing items after allowing Lindsay Lohan to host the show, including the following items: 17 necklaces 1 box of condoms 9 neckties 5 shoes 1 audio control panel from the s...

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Republican Think Tank Names Rush Limbaugh #1 Imbecile!

Funny story: Republican Think Tank Names Rush Limbaugh #1 Imbecile!

The top Republican think tank in Washington, C.E.S.S.P.O.O.L., has released its top five Imbeciles list, people whom it says have made significant contributions to the betterment of the Party's reputation for incessant idiocy. Number 5. Rand Paul...

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Electric Pineapple's Artois Armond Gordon To Sue Rock and Roll Hall of Fame on Behalf of the Monkees

Funny story: Electric Pineapple's Artois Armond Gordon To Sue Rock and Roll Hall of Fame on Behalf of the Monkees

London- Artois Armond Gordon, lead singer and song writer for heavy meat band Electric Pineapple, says he will sue the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame for its failure to include The Monkees. "I can understand why Electric Pineapple is not in there, we...

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Santorum Comes Out Against Higher Education!! Affirms Republican Plank of Mediocrity!

Funny story: Santorum Comes Out Against Higher Education!! Affirms Republican Plank of Mediocrity!

Detroit - Little Ricky Santorum was quoted in Michigan as saying, "President Obama has said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a snob," Santorum said Saturday. "There are good, decent men and women who go out and work hard every da...

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Nomad Planets Mad at Earth!

Funny story: Nomad Planets Mad at Earth!

According to a new Study by the Clavical Reconstituted Astrophysical Particular Cosmotology Institute (CRAPCI) said "Nomad planets" may mob the Milky Way. In fact they are particularly unhappy with Planet Earth, a non-nomadic planet. "Nomad planets"...

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Poor Man Disappears in Mitt Romney's Front Pocket!

Funny story: Poor Man Disappears in Mitt Romney's Front Pocket!

Sam Stone claimed he fell into Mitt Romney's pocket by accident about two years ago. Nobody noticed he was gone, because Sam is himself homeless. "Damned deep pockets!!" complained Sam at the LA Homeless Shelter in downtown LA. I was just checking...

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Mitt Romney to Simulate Homelessness for Two Hours!

Funny story: Mitt Romney to Simulate Homelessness for Two Hours!

Mitt Romney,on the heels of three shocking losses to Rick Santorum in Colorado, Minnesota and Missouri (pronounced misery), has sworn to become more in touch with "the little people". "I know that it is difficult for all people to identify with m...

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Mitt Romney: The Poor Don't Know How Hard It Is To Be Filthy Rich

Funny story: Mitt Romney: The Poor Don't Know How Hard It Is To Be Filthy Rich

In an interview this morning at Caesar's Palace on the Vegas strip, Mitt Romney attempted to alleviate the fears of the poor with regard to his candidacy. "The problem we've had with this media led charge against me, is that it is all completely o...

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Barstuck's to Begin Serving Medicinal Marijuana for Happy Hour

Funny story: Barstuck's to Begin Serving Medicinal Marijuana for Happy Hour

Barstuck's Cafe today announced that it will begin serving Medicinal Marijuana in specially selected Barstuck's fitted with small smoking rooms. On the heals of recent trials of serving beer and wine, Barstuck's official said it was just a natural p...

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Mitt Romney Promises to Fix Safety Net In His Spare Time

Funny story: Mitt Romney Promises to Fix Safety Net In His Spare Time

To alleviate fears that Mitt Romney is out of touch with the American poor, staffers today fanned out around the country to deliver soundbites designed to show how much he really cares: Las Vegas - "Mitt really does care about the safety net. He h...

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Paul McCartney and Rolling Stones to Pay for Breast Implant Replacements

Funny story: Paul McCartney and Rolling Stones to Pay for Breast Implant Replacements

In Parliament today, angry protestors pushed their way through security pulling a hose from a tanker truck filled with thousands of gallons of industrial silicone. The kind alledged to be in thousands of breast implants in thousands of women. The...

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United States Stupidity Quotient

The S. Q. increased 16% in the first year of Trump's term of office. It now stands at 69%.
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