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Funny story:  Tiger Woods Disastrous Year Continues with 2nd Place Finish

Tiger Woods Disastrous Year Continues with 2nd Place Finish

Scene of the crime Barclays. Tiger Woods who has only won 5 tournaments this year and no Majors, finished in 2nd place after nearly beating a field of the world's top professionals with back spasms that have stretched over the past 3 days. That is th...
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Funny story:  Weiner's Dog To Leave Him

Weiner's Dog To Leave Him

NY, NY, - In a yet another blow to the Weiner campaign and household, Anthony Weiner's own dog of 10 years has left him. Citing irreparable damage to his own reputation and love for wiener dogs, Frank the Chase Beagle has was last seen with a doc...
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Funny story:  Cardinals Use Different Colored Smoke to communicate with The Outside World

Cardinals Use Different Colored Smoke to communicate with The Outside World

The Sistine Chapel is the location that the world's eyes are on now. Many have been looking for white smoke rising from the chapel as a sign the new Pope has been chosen. But, what they don't realize is that several other colors could rise, meaning s...
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Funny story:  New Mammogram Machine to Feature Celebrity Hands

New Mammogram Machine to Feature Celebrity Hands

Los Angeles, CA - The world first mammogram machine featuring celebrity hands has been authorized for testing in a Beverly Hill Hospital. The prototype, known as the Richard Gere 1, is actually autographed by the famous actor and has breast supports...
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Funny story:  Cardinals Announce New Pope Must Be Able  to Sing and Dance

Cardinals Announce New Pope Must Be Able to Sing and Dance

Vatican- Today in Rome Cardinals in the conclave debated what the new Pope must be able to do. Quite surprisingly there seemed to be a spirit to include some very new kinds of skills: * Dancing * Singing * Lead guitar * Tamborine * Gangnam Style...
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Funny story:  NASA Mars Team Chosen To Include Dr Phil, Lindsay Lohan, Simon, Lady GaGa and Steve Tyler

NASA Mars Team Chosen To Include Dr Phil, Lindsay Lohan, Simon, Lady GaGa and Steve Tyler

NASA has chosen the first astronaut team that will train and travel in a manned mission to Mars in 2020. They were chosen in a democratic nominating process that has many current and former NASA astronauts up in arms. The team is made up 6 people, in...
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Funny story:  Republicans Vote to Eliminate Poverty Line

Republicans Vote to Eliminate Poverty Line

In a historic vote today House Republicans lead by John Boner voted to eliminate the artificial poverty line. Typically the poverty rate is considered to be "on average" in the U.S. (and it varies from state to state) $11,440, for one person living a...
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Funny story:  Boeing's 787 to replace batteries with Gerbil drive Generators

Boeing's 787 to replace batteries with Gerbil drive Generators

Boeing Headquarters - Battery experts are hailing the decision to scrap the new hybrid aircraft's lithium battery electrical system in favor of gerbil driven generators, a step in the right direction. Or should we say a jog on a miniature treadmill i...
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Funny story:  Hillary Cinton Goes Into Shock After Receiving Flowers from Rush Limbaugh

Hillary Cinton Goes Into Shock After Receiving Flowers from Rush Limbaugh

Washington D.C. - Just hours after articles demanding an apology for claims that Hillary Clinton was not really ill and that her problems were too convenient. the Secretary of State received a special delivery. "It was 2 dozen roses," said Clinton...
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Funny story:  Mars Curiosity Rover Detects "Audio" on Mars!

Mars Curiosity Rover Detects "Audio" on Mars!

Houston, TX - Scientists today are excited all over again. Earlier in the week they thought the Mars Curiosity Rover had discovered methane gas on the red planet. Such a discovery would have meant something very impressive. Living organisms produce m...
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Funny story:  Micky Mouse, Goofy and Donald Duck to star in 3-D remake of Star Wars IV

Micky Mouse, Goofy and Donald Duck to star in 3-D remake of Star Wars IV

Orlando, FL - A bar in an underground area seen by few outsiders, I am here to interview the new cast of an American classic movie, Star Wars IV, Return of the Jedi. Reporting this story involved certain risks. It involved entering the Disney underwo...
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Funny story:  Rush Limbaugh: Mitt Romney is part of a Left Wing Conspiracy

Rush Limbaugh: Mitt Romney is part of a Left Wing Conspiracy

National Radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh today declared that Mitt Romney himself is part of a Left Wing Conspiracy to discredit conservatives and the Republican Party. "Mitt Romney's words on Libya and riots in Egypt are total fabrications tha...
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Funny story:  Pussy Riot in Jail - Fans Say Free Pussy!

Pussy Riot in Jail - Fans Say Free Pussy!

Moscow - A judge today handed down stiff prison sentences of two years on Friday afternoon for three young women who staged a protest against Vladimir V. Putin in the Cathedral of Christ the Savior last February. They were jailed for hooliganism char...
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Funny story:  Michelle Bachmann Agrees to Wear Gag Instead of Facing Censure

Michelle Bachmann Agrees to Wear Gag Instead of Facing Censure

U.S. Representative Michele Bachmann has agreed to settle for a punishment for reckless and controversial comments about Huma Abedin. Instead of facing censure in Congress, Bachmann has agreed to wear a ball gag for the next month. John McCain le...
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Funny story:  Luke Skywalker Still Receives Therapy for Falling Passionately in Love With Sister

Luke Skywalker Still Receives Therapy for Falling Passionately in Love With Sister

Hollywood - Though it has been nearly 35 years since his discovery of the fact Princess Leia was his twin sister, Luke has yet to totally come to grips with the reality of the situation. Today a balding man with a beer belly, Luke opened up and spill...
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Funny story:  Will Tiger Woods Win a Prize in a Box of Cereal This Year?

Will Tiger Woods Win a Prize in a Box of Cereal This Year?

San Francisco - The big question here at the U.S. Open isn't whether or not Tiger Woods will win another Major. We know that he will, but the larger, perhaps more frightening question is will he win a prize in a box of cereal? It is a little known f...
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Funny story:  Romney Attempts to Speak Spanish to Latino Audience

Romney Attempts to Speak Spanish to Latino Audience

Tuscon, Az- "Yo no tengo guacamole, yo is sad." said Romney to blank stares from the Latino Chamber of Commerce in Tuscon, Arizona. "Is he speaking Spanish?" asked Frederico Gomez, father of a local Catholic Church. "No," said his friend Carlos Es...
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Funny story:  The Absolutely Positively Definitive Story on Is Tiger Woods Back! Stephen Hawking Gives Definitive Answer

The Absolutely Positively Definitive Story on Is Tiger Woods Back! Stephen Hawking Gives Definitive Answer

Dublin, Ohio - Is Tiger Woods Back? The question has rung out through out the land. But according to greens keeper Morty McSnerd at a small par 3 course in Dublin Ohio, the question is completely lupid. "The press should be ashamed, they are compl...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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