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Funny story: New Bond Film: "The Sphinctre" Due Out in 2015

New Bond Film: "The Sphinctre" Due Out in 2015

London - Announcement of the new James Bond film called "The Sphinctre", was made today. The latest in the 007 Saga pits Bond against a new arch villain, the Editor of a lowly spoof news rag called The Sphinctre. The editor, known only as "Mark"...
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Funny story: Mark Lowton Lays Christmas Wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Spoofer

Mark Lowton Lays Christmas Wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Spoofer

In an annual solemn ceremony, The Spoof Editor and Chief of "The Sacred Servers" along with a couple dozen souls of The Spoof's writers stood around a tomb in the fog of a London cemetery. "Stupid bastard thought he would get paid," said Mark as h...
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Funny story: Stephen Hawkings: ASS May Be Even More Dangerous Than AI

Stephen Hawkings: ASS May Be Even More Dangerous Than AI

Stephen Hawkings today released a warning that some day Artificial Intelligence could cause the beginning of the end of man kind. But! Artificial Super Stupidity is a very real threat that is right here, right now! "Humans...are stupid," began Ha...
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Funny story: Nebraskan Republicans Return to Iowan Corn Field, Claim They Won't Leave 'Til Immigration and Obamacare Are Stopped

Nebraskan Republicans Return to Iowan Corn Field, Claim They Won't Leave 'Til Immigration and Obamacare Are Stopped

The same Nebraskan Republican Caucus that recently stampeded to an Iowan farmer's cornfield near Council Bluff's Iowa has inexplicably decided to return. Carrying protest signs "We are the 3%", they have set up a tent city albeit a much higher qualit...
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Funny story: Republicans Split Over How To Split Over Immigration

Republicans Split Over How To Split Over Immigration

House Republicans at this hour have retreated to eleven and a half different chambers in the house and are complaining they haven't a pot to piss in. Chamber pots are in short supply these days as modern plumbing has become all the rage, even in Wash...
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Funny story: Nebraskan Republicans Flood into Iowan Farmer's Corn Field to Escape New Ebola Patient

Nebraskan Republicans Flood into Iowan Farmer's Corn Field to Escape New Ebola Patient

In an unprecedented reaction of fear and over-reaction to faulty information on local news media. A large group of state Republican lawmakers, and party officials left the relative safety of the Omaha Convention center and high tailed it across the I...
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Funny story: ISIS Members Use Cardboard Cut-Out to Replace Leader

ISIS Members Use Cardboard Cut-Out to Replace Leader

Desperate to replace their lost leader, Al Bhagtitties, ISIS members quickly put together a tape recording and cardboard cut-out of his image drawn with a black sharpie. "It looks just like him Allah be phrased, down to the black beard with squig...
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Funny story: Obama Promises to Meet Republicans Halfway But Doesn't Say When or Where

Obama Promises to Meet Republicans Halfway But Doesn't Say When or Where

Washington D.C.A.C. - In the White House press room today, President Obama promised he was willing to meet Republicans halfway on nearly any topic. "I'm always...willing to meet Republicans. Sometimes when we meet it is by sheer accident. Like the...
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Funny story: Voters Sue Rupubican and Democratic Parties Charge: Stupidity!

Voters Sue Rupubican and Democratic Parties Charge: Stupidity!

Independent voters across America united, demanding an injection,(scratch that), injunction to stop November's polls on the grounds that neither party knows what the f-ing hell they are doing. John Farquar, leader of ASS, Americans Sick of Stupid...
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Funny story: Jefferson Airplane Reunion With Grace Slick Planned

Jefferson Airplane Reunion With Grace Slick Planned

Aging rock legend Paul Kantner,Marty Balin, lead guitarist Jorma Kaukonen and bassist Jack Casady will be joined by Grace Slick for a final reunion tour tentatively titled by Kantner as the "Before We Die Tour". "Were old dammit, leave the f...k!...
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Funny story: ISIS Navy Launches Submarine: A Green Volkswagon

ISIS Navy Launches Submarine: A Green Volkswagon

Vowing to take their fight to all corners of the earth, ISIS today launched their first submarine. The modified 1969 green Volkswagon, nick named the "Luv Bug I" was driven off a beach south of Banyas. Speaking by radio through an interpreter the...
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Funny story: Elvis Spotted in State Park in Tennessee Steals Young Child's Donut

Elvis Spotted in State Park in Tennessee Steals Young Child's Donut

Visitors to the T.O. Fuller State Park near Memphis Tennessee are to be forgiven if they are a bit on edge today. It has long been rumored that Elvis Presley did not die, he simply went "walk about" and is now closer to a wild animal than a human bei...
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Funny story: Scientists: Anus Will Replace Fingerprint for Security Checks

Scientists: Anus Will Replace Fingerprint for Security Checks

Scientists are now predicting that the anus will soon replace fingerprints for security, such as gaining entry to a building, or to computers and other sensitive or high clearance materials or locations. The anus it seems is even more complex and ind...
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Funny story: Maria Sharapova's Grunt To Be Used In Godzilla Sequel

Maria Sharapova's Grunt To Be Used In Godzilla Sequel

Hollywood - Sequels are rarely able to muster the excitement of their originals and in Godzilla' case that goes double...or triple. However one clever addition will include a celebrity voice. In this case it will be a celebrity grunt from the beau...
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Funny story: iSISS Challenges ISIS as Gay Muslims Overturn the Radical Group "Bottoms Up Boys!"

iSISS Challenges ISIS as Gay Muslims Overturn the Radical Group "Bottoms Up Boys!"

Sporting Pink pickup trucks, flags, machine guns, and bazookas, iSISS, not to be confused with ISIS, is taking over large chunks of ISIS territory, according to U.S. intelligence sources. "Move over Baby!" shouted a brigade of pink camel flage cl...
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Funny story: U.S. Special Forces Employ Disney Girls Gone Bad Against ISIS

U.S. Special Forces Employ Disney Girls Gone Bad Against ISIS

The world's biggest fears have finally been realized. Former female teen Disney stars have started joining the Marines in droves, so many that a special force has been formed with the likes of Selena Gomez leading secret strike force in the dead of n...
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Funny story: Kerry Travels to Timbuktoo to Continue Peace Talks

Kerry Travels to Timbuktoo to Continue Peace Talks

Secretary of State Kerry traveled all the way to Timbuktoo by camel caravan today to continue his negotiations with Palestinean,Eygtian and Israeli negotiators. He refused to answer questions about the fact that none of the negotiating parties we...
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Funny story: Paul McCartney Says Everything is F Ing Great!

Paul McCartney Says Everything is F Ing Great!

Paul McCartney who came down with a nasty V in Japan, is now feeling quite good thank you very much. In fact whatever meds he is on might be making the Rock and Roll legend a bit more frank than usual. "F--! yeah man were ready to rock you bastard...
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