Mark Viduka's agent today described his 'despair' as 'Boro ace Viduka piled on the pounds. Since the end of the 2006/2007 season, Viduka has put on 1 stone a day, and shows no sign of stopping.
Wigan Chairman Dave Whelan was unavailable for comment after his sides miraculous victory at Sheffield United. Whelan, 82, was said to have gone number blind & delirious due to counting the £40 Million that Sheff Utd had lost due to not being able to...
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