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Funny story:  Most Homelessness Linked to Evictions by McCain

Most Homelessness Linked to Evictions by McCain

Investigations following Senator John McCain's statement that he doesn't know how many houses he owns have revealed that most homelessness in the United States today is the result of evictions from housing owned by the Arizona senator. Although...
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Funny story:  McCain Rips Obama Over Possible End Of World

McCain Rips Obama Over Possible End Of World

Republican presidential candidate John McCain today sharply criticized his rival, Barack Obama, for having once advocated a policy that McCain said would've led to the end of the world. "My friends," McCain said, "if we had done as Senator Obama...
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Funny story:  Psychiatrist Discovers New Planet, Blames Its Erratic Orbit On Chemical Imbalance

Psychiatrist Discovers New Planet, Blames Its Erratic Orbit On Chemical Imbalance

While looking through the main telescope of the Winkenblinken Public Observatory last month, prominent psychiatrist A. Gorden Crumgranit discovered a previously unknown planet revolving around a nearby star. Astronomers have confirmed that the plane...
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Funny story:  Bush Pounds Podium, Issues Threat

Bush Pounds Podium, Issues Threat

In a speech delivered from the Oval Office today, President George W. Bush pounded the podium in front of him and threatened to hold his breath until his face turned blue if Congress doesn't give him all the money he wants for the war in Iraq.
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Funny story:  New Group To Promote Rights of Drug-Gun Owners

New Group To Promote Rights of Drug-Gun Owners

In a joint press release earlier this week, the American Pharmaceutical Association (APhA) and the American Psychiatirc Association (APA) announced that they are joining forces to create a new group to advance the interests of psychiatrists who want...
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Funny story:  Anti-Bigotry Drug Shows Promise

Anti-Bigotry Drug Shows Promise

Medical journals have reported that early trials of a new anti-bigotry drug have shown promising results. The drug, known as "antiprej", was recently tested on a group of Bush Administration policymakers and officials from some well-known...
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Funny story:  Ousted Cleric Urges Action

Ousted Cleric Urges Action

A strange scene unfolded in a small, independent church in upstate New York this weekend as the recently excommunicated Rev. Cotton Fullafit blasted all critics of mandatory exorcisms in the public schools as being "insensitive to the needs of t...
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Funny story:  Cleric Urges More Forced Exorcisms

Cleric Urges More Forced Exorcisms

Washington, DC, 5/13/2007: Most of the violent crime in the United States could be eliminated if the country would just stop coddling the demonically possessed, according to the Rev. Cotton Fullafit. Fullafit, director of the non-profit Exorcism Ad...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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