HELENSBURGH (Cheuchters) - Violence flared Thursday at Wooftops Kennels, Rhu, as around 50 dogs took to rioting. Trouble started with a dirty protest led by two dogs currently on remand for perverting the course of justice. "T...
TEHRAN - Iran is no longer interested in developing nuclear weapons, according to sources at the the International Atomic Energy Agency. Farouht Keck, a spokesman for the UN's nuclear watchdog, stated that, "based on our analysis, Iran coul...
HELENSBURGH (Cheuchters) - Strathclyde Police have charged two dogs with perverting the course of justice. DCI Helen Back stated the charge related to the devouring of a crime scene.
HELENSBURGH, Scotland - Quakers at Faslane Peace Camp fell out with each other for half an hour.
HELENSBURGH, Scotland - On the eve of Faslane Peace Camp's 25th birthday, Commodore Roger Andout of Faslane Nuclear Submarine Base released a press bulletin stating the peace camp's quarter-century presence was based on a misunderstanding ari...
HELENSBURGH, Scotland - The remains of a body estimated to have lain for 25 years in a hole at Faslane Peace Camp opposite the Trident nuclear submarine base, has been discovered.
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