A recent poll has shown that a majority of Americans are so stupid that they would rather die than have the government provide healthcare for them.
The poll also shows that the people who need a government healthcare plan the most have been brainw...
Tiger Woods, after his impassioned confession and apology, is more of an inspiration to young golfers than ever before.
Before Tigers sexual indiscretions were made known golfers were considered the nerds of the sports world. Now young golfers ev...
Former US Vice Presidential candidate and dysfunctional red neck family mom sarah Palin has officially declared herself a moron. Palin announced her moron status to a cheering crowd of thousands of very white, well armed, stupid people at a Tea Party...
U.S. Presidential hopefull Senator John McCain appeared before the press and a large crowd in Pennsylvania yesterday dressed in a bright orange kaftan surrounded by a group of followers carrying automatic weapons and what seemed to be the severed hea...
Miley Cyrus had been diagnosed with a rare multiple personality disorder brought on by ingesting a potion created by Dr. Henry Jeckyl from the Jeckyl and Hyde Institute of Los Angeles California. The chemical potion derived from a mixture of Aloe Ver...
Los Angeles hospitals and emergency rooms were taxed to the limit when every actor in Hollywood overdosed on prescription medication at the same time.
Fresh from her breakthrough performance as the young Bob Dylan in "I'm Not There", actress Kate Blanchet has signed to play the young Ozzie Osbourne in his film bio entitled "I Can't Talk."...
American Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama has revealed that he has played the race card for years in order to promote his political career.
"I'm Gay", revealed Gibson in an interview with a Coming Out Magazine reporter on Friday. "And so is Russell Crone. We've been banging each other for years!"...
In an unprecedented an ironic turn of spiritual events, Jerry Falwell, the recently deceased creator of The Moral Majority and fanatic anti-abortion activist, was reincarnated as the aborted fetus of a crack head, unwed prostitute from Newark, New Je...
Muhammed Yabba Dabbadu speaking from heaven through an unidentified Muslim Cleric complained bitterly about the lack of virgins he found in heaven after blowing himself up.
Fresh off high profile divorce proceedings with amputee gold digger/dance contestant Heather Mills, Ex Beatle Sir Paul McCartney has proved once again that love is all you need.
A recent Gallup Poll of US Troops returning to America indicated that more than 80% said they would continue to kill innocent civilians when returning to their respective home towns.
US President George W. Bush, known for his many conversations with God, may have hit a snag in their relationship. God has joined Democrats in urging the President to provide a timeline for withdrawl of US troops from Iraq.
Borat, the Ubekastani news reporter made famous by the movie of the same name actually invented the character known as Sasha Baron Cohen.
Prime Minister Tony Blair revealed yesterday to reporters that he has been a long time fan of the late US comedian Andy Kaufman and Kaufman's routines inspired him to perpetrate a "goof" of international proportions on the public.
Senator John McCain will make all speeches, participate in all debates and run his entire campaign from a bamboo tiger cage similar to the one in was imprisoned in during the Vietnam War. McCain aides stated that the angry, confused Senator who still...
In a bold attempt to further increase his chances in his bid for the 2008 Democratic Presidential Nominations, Senator Barack Obama announced plans to change his name in time for the first presidential primary.
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