YupTup Utah - Walcolm Inc., the worlds largest drug manufacturer, has produced a drug that fights depression or can cause depression.
Belgium - Paul Wolfowitz had to give up his presidency of the World Bank, but he is not a quitter. He has decided to work his way up by starting at the bottom, taking a job at the World Bank as a Bank teller.
Howard K Smith announced today that Anna Nicole's love child Hannah, fathered by good guy photographer Larry Birkhead has decided to give the small infant her first set of breast implants.
Heaven - Christopher Hitchens the proud and witty Author of "God Is Not Great", was surprised to recieve an autographed copy of a book written by God. Gods book was titled "You're Not So Great Yourself "...
Matanzas Province Cuba - Cuba's Minister of Health, Hyman Roth, in a press conference in Matanzas province said that the Government of Cuba will offer five different kinds of health insurance to US citizens. In addition, Cuba will write policies...
San Francisco California - Bristol Myers Spokesman Julian Mazoola announced that The Bristol Myers Corporation has developed a laxative that works instantaneously.
Ponds Laboratory Pine Island Florida - A Study conducted by the Womans Crevice Research Institute has concluded that Global Warming is the cause of the high rate of Vaginal Dryness suffered by the woman of the world.
Washington DC - Condoleeza Rice Secretary Of State of The United States Of America lost her wallet at a Starbucks In Washington DC.
Camamile Tea Arkansas - The Most common of all food orders in the western world is burger, fries and a diet coke. In a survey conducted by the food channel and 300,000 fast food restaurants, there seems to be no contest.
Hold the Mayo Clinic Minnesota - Alexander Solhoholstien has been suffering from Sexual Dysfunction because of the size of his penis it is very small. It is almost impossible to tell whether it is erect or flaccid, and this results in a rather humili...
Hollywood California - In an attempt to reinvent himself Famed Creator of Seinfeld And Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David Received a full head of Golden Curls Courtesy of the Hair Club For Men.
Washington DC - In an Unprecedented move President George W Bush has asked General David Patreus to organize a surge against all elected Democrats in the Congress of the United States of America.
Bagdad Iraq - The blank check that was given to President George Busch by the congress of the United States of America has bounced at the first National bank of Iraq.
Hewlett Packer announced that the company has succeeded in creating a printer that not only prints scans copies and can be used as a fax machine, but also has a truth sensor device that is built on a CMOS chip that can tell if a document is the truth...
Santa Clara California - Nabisco and Intel have combined their top intellectual talent to produce the worlds fastest computer chip. It has the code name Rayon Highgluten Multi Core Estero chip.
Chickenport Arkansas - As an ongoing commitment to it's customers, Wal-Mart The nations top retail supermarket, retail store and oilchange facility announced that it will open a full service...
Ft Myers Florida - Oscar De La Yenta a former resident of Ft. Myers Florida returned a casket that was bought by his family at the Local Costco in Ft Myers Florida.
Los Angeles California - One of California's top paralegals Richard Tikkitokiki who works for the Prestigious Law Firm Armand Finger and a graduate Of the University of California Paralegal and Nursing academy, has agreed to take the divorce case...
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