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New Anti Depression Drug Causes Depression

Funny story: New Anti Depression Drug Causes Depression

YupTup Utah - Walcolm Inc., the worlds largest drug manufacturer, has produced a drug that fights depression or can cause depression.

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Paul Wolfowitz Steps Down Becomes World Bank Teller

Funny story: Paul Wolfowitz Steps Down Becomes World Bank Teller

Belgium - Paul Wolfowitz had to give up his presidency of the World Bank, but he is not a quitter. He has decided to work his way up by starting at the bottom, taking a job at the World Bank as a Bank teller.

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Anna Nicole's Baby Gets Breast Implants

Howard K Smith announced today that Anna Nicole's love child Hannah, fathered by good guy photographer Larry Birkhead has decided to give the small infant her first set of breast implants.

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God Writes Book About Christopher Hitchens

Funny story: God Writes Book About Christopher Hitchens

Heaven - Christopher Hitchens the proud and witty Author of "God Is Not Great", was surprised to recieve an autographed copy of a book written by God. Gods book was titled "You're Not So Great Yourself "...

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Fidel Castro Offers Health Insurance to US Citizens

Funny story: Fidel Castro Offers Health Insurance to US Citizens

Matanzas Province Cuba - Cuba's Minister of Health, Hyman Roth, in a press conference in Matanzas province said that the Government of Cuba will offer five different kinds of health insurance to US citizens. In addition, Cuba will write policies...

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Bristol Myers Develops Instant Laxative

Funny story: Bristol Myers Develops Instant Laxative

San Francisco California - Bristol Myers Spokesman Julian Mazoola announced that The Bristol Myers Corporation has developed a laxative that works instantaneously.

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New Study Proves Global Warming Causes Vaginal Dryness

Ponds Laboratory Pine Island Florida - A Study conducted by the Womans Crevice Research Institute has concluded that Global Warming is the cause of the high rate of Vaginal Dryness suffered by the woman of the world.

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Condoleeza Rice Victim of Identity Theft!

Funny story: Condoleeza Rice Victim of Identity Theft!

Washington DC - Condoleeza Rice Secretary Of State of The United States Of America lost her wallet at a Starbucks In Washington DC.

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New World Food Order Is Burger, Fries and a Diet Coke.

Funny story: New World Food Order Is Burger, Fries and a Diet Coke.

Camamile Tea Arkansas - The Most common of all food orders in the western world is burger, fries and a diet coke. In a survey conducted by the food channel and 300,000 fast food restaurants, there seems to be no contest.

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Man Gets Beer Penis

Funny story: Man Gets Beer Penis

Hold the Mayo Clinic Minnesota - Alexander Solhoholstien has been suffering from Sexual Dysfunction because of the size of his penis it is very small. It is almost impossible to tell whether it is erect or flaccid, and this results in a rather humili...

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Larry David's Career in Slump After Hair Transplant!

Funny story: Larry David's Career in Slump After Hair Transplant!

Hollywood California - In an attempt to reinvent himself Famed Creator of Seinfeld And Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David Received a full head of Golden Curls Courtesy of the Hair Club For Men.

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Bush Orders Surge On Democrats

Funny story: Bush Orders Surge On Democrats

Washington DC - In an Unprecedented move President George W Bush has asked General David Patreus to organize a surge against all elected Democrats in the Congress of the United States of America.

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Bush's Blank Check Bounces

Funny story: Bush's Blank Check Bounces

Bagdad Iraq - The blank check that was given to President George Busch by the congress of the United States of America has bounced at the first National bank of Iraq.

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Hewlett Packard Develops Printer That Only Prints The Truth

Funny story: Hewlett Packard Develops Printer That Only Prints The Truth

Hewlett Packer announced that the company has succeeded in creating a printer that not only prints scans copies and can be used as a fax machine, but also has a truth sensor device that is built on a CMOS chip that can tell if a document is the truth...

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Intel Produces New Microprocessor on a Cracker

Funny story: Intel Produces New Microprocessor on a Cracker

Santa Clara California - Nabisco and Intel have combined their top intellectual talent to produce the worlds fastest computer chip. It has the code name Rayon Highgluten Multi Core Estero chip.

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Wal-Mart Opens Hospital In Aisle Seven

Funny story: Wal-Mart Opens Hospital In Aisle Seven

Chickenport Arkansas - As an ongoing commitment to it's customers, Wal-Mart The nations top retail supermarket, retail store and oilchange facility announced that it will open a full service...

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Dead Man Returns Own Casket To Costco

Ft Myers Florida - Oscar De La Yenta a former resident of Ft. Myers Florida returned a casket that was bought by his family at the Local Costco in Ft Myers Florida.

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Los Angeles Paralegal Handles Divorce Of Inflatable Doll

Funny story: Los Angeles Paralegal Handles Divorce Of Inflatable Doll

Los Angeles California - One of California's top paralegals Richard Tikkitokiki who works for the Prestigious Law Firm Armand Finger and a graduate Of the University of California Paralegal and Nursing academy, has agreed to take the divorce case...

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