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Stars line up to apologise to Andrew Sachs

BBC celebrities and staff have issued formal apologies to Andrew Sachs in their thousands today, after the former Fawlty Towers actor failed to complain about something the Daily Mail thought he ought to. Amid total confusion, the elderly comedy v...

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Thunderbirds are stop!

Funny story: Thunderbirds are stop!

International Rescue bosses have today announced that they are in consultation with unions over job losses, after the company's product development manager, Brains, left to join rival organisation, Stingray.

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Bush: Pelosi opportunity was missed

Funny story: Bush: Pelosi opportunity was missed

The US Air Force was minutes away from 'vapourising' Democrat Speaker of the House and outspoken Bush critic, Nancy Pelosi, during her recent controversial tour of the middle east.

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Blair: I hate Gordon Brown

Funny story: Blair: I hate Gordon Brown

Tony Blair threw the Labour Party into further turmoil today by announcing that he 'hates' his probable successor and long-term political ally Gordon Brown.

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Tesco sued by online shopper

Funny story: Tesco sued by online shopper

Leeds, UK - Supermarket giant Tesco is facing court action after an online shopper had an accident on the company's website. Anna Lovescock claimed she clicked on a broken link on, resulting in virtually serious injuries.

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Bush wages war on water

Funny story: Bush wages war on water

Washington DC - President Bush has announced that the US and it's allies are at war with water.

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Blair: SNP are insurgents

Funny story: Blair: SNP are insurgents

Tony Blair has hit out at the SNP, claiming they are "illegitimate and dangerous" after the Scottish party inflicted heavy losses on the government in the country's local elections.

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Paris Hilton sentenced to death

Funny story: Paris Hilton sentenced to death

Shamed star Paris Hilton will be executed by lethal injection, a court has ruled. The heiress to the Hilton hotel chain was convicted of drink-driving by an LA court last September after a blood test showed her to be over the legal limit.

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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