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Gitmo to close - detainees to enter foster care

Funny story: Gitmo to close - detainees to enter foster care

President Barrack Obama announced in a press conference from the White House Rose Garden today that the controversial terrorist detention facility in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba will be closed by the end of the year. Obama said that detainees will...

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Obama No Longer Considered America's First African American President

Funny story: Obama No Longer Considered America's First African American President

President Barrack H. Obama has just been stripped of his designation as the first African-American president, according to the Dissociated Press (DP). A little known politician from Illinois, Hawaii, Indonesia, and Kenya, Obama ascended mercuriall...

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EStalker matches victims with stalkers

Funny story: EStalker matches victims with stalkers

The internet has a new website dedicated to bringing compatible people together. It is called EStalker and, like dating sites which match people who would probably not otherwise meet based on commonalities, EStalker uses a state of the art algorithm...

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Workplace Shooting in Kansas

Funny story: Workplace Shooting in Kansas

The epidemic of gun violence in America continues unabated. The most recent incident occurred this past Friday at the Acme Widget and Wingding factory in Schnottville, Kansas. What seemed at first to be a typical Friday at the factory turned deadl...

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U.S. Military To Deploy Innovative New Weapon

Funny story: U.S. Military To Deploy Innovative New Weapon

As technology advances, so does the ability to slaughter fellow humans in a more precise and prolific manner. From that first hominid, some 200 thousand or so years ago who decided to bash in his friend's head with a large rock, to nuclear weapons,...

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New Smoke Alarm Features Snooze Option

Funny story: New Smoke Alarm Features Snooze Option

A new smoke alarm is set to premiere on the market this October, just in time for the start of cold weather in most parts of the United States. The Sleepy Flame 3000, manufactured by a company that wishes to remain anonymous, is the world's f...

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Gadhafi Flees to Charlie Sheen's Sober Valley Ranch

Funny story: Gadhafi Flees to Charlie Sheen's Sober Valley Ranch

According to reports, embattled Libyan strongman Colonel Muamar Gadhafi has fled Libya and is on his way to California, where he has been offered political asylum in Charlie Sheen's Sober Valley Ranch compound. There has been much speculation...

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Electronic pot to hit US drug stores soon - and it's 100% legal marijuana

Funny story: Electronic pot to hit US drug stores soon - and it's 100% legal marijuana

A new product will hit store shelves next week. Known as the Easy Toker, Electronic Cannabis Device, it offers a safe and legal alternative to traditional marijuana. Similar in function to electronic cigarettes, the Easy Toker produces only wat...

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Got Mooch?

Funny story: Got Mooch?

The latest must have item among upwardly mobile Americans is the personal mooch. For years, being able to afford a full-time live-in butler, maid, or nanny has been the mark of the well to do. Today however, it has become mandatory to have a person...

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NAZIs to Promote Dyslexia Awareness

Funny story: NAZIs to Promote Dyslexia Awareness

In an apparent effort to re-brand itself for the second decade of the twentieth century the National Socialist German Workers Party, or, as they are more readily known, The NAZI Party announced today that the organization is spearheading a global eff...

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Spectacular Future Event Set to Occur

Funny story: Spectacular Future Event Set to Occur

An anonymous source within the United States intelligence community told an anonymous Department of Homeland Security official that an event of spectacular importance to national security is set to occur within a particular future time frame. What...

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White House Purchased by Donald Trump

Funny story: White House Purchased by Donald Trump

A sluggish economic recovery and stratospheric gasoline prices have impacted the lifestye of President Barrack Obama and his family. The presidential mansion was recently sold to billionaire Donald Trump for an undisclosed price. Trump and O...

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Arkansas bird deaths ruled mass suicide

Funny story: Arkansas bird deaths ruled mass suicide

The recent death of thousands of birds in Arkansas shortly before midnight on New Year's Eve has been ruled a mass suicide. The birds were members of a little known avian doomsday cult known as Heaven's Roost. Not a great deal is known about the...

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Swine Flu Spreads Into Cyberspace

Funny story: Swine Flu Spreads Into Cyberspace

In a startling turn of events, the H1N1 Virus, alias the Swine Flu, alias the Mexican Flu, alias the Mexican Swine Flu, alias the Dick Cheney Flu, alias the Taliban Flu, alias the Bernie Madoff Flu, alias the Enron Flu, alias the Adolf Hitler Flu, al...

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Activists March for Dunce Pride

Funny story: Activists March for Dunce Pride

The 3rd annual Dunce Pride Parade was held yesterday in Stillwater, Oklahoma. Dunces from across the United States and around the world convened to celebrate dunce pride. "We are here to say that we are dunces and we are proud", said forty-s...

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Thousands Make Pilgrimage to see Miracle Spud

Funny story: Thousands Make Pilgrimage to see Miracle Spud

Thousands of the faithful have made a pilgrimage to El Paso, Texas see and be blessed by what is being called the Corazon De Maria, or Heart of Mary. The object of their adoration, a heart-shaped potato. The divine spud was found by Imelda G...

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Hip Hop Star Shot Dead After Concert

Funny story: Hip Hop Star Shot Dead After Concert

Texas hip hop superstar Mac Daddy Oswald was shot to death backstage following a concert in Vatican City yesterday. Rival hip hop artist Bling Dawg Ruby was immediately arrested by the Pope's security force, the Swiss Guard. The shooting is th...

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Marxist Revolutionary to Make Run for White House in '08

Funny story: Marxist Revolutionary to Make Run for White House in '08

Che Guevara,Marxist revolutionary and confidant of Cuban President Fidel Castro, announced today that he plans to make a run for the White House in 2008 as an Independent Communist.

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