Today, George Bush is trying to get a bill passed to force an apology out of Global Warming. The bill will force whatever amazing force that is causing global warming to stop its acts, apologize, and leave.
Thousands of fat teenagers and lazy emos are getting together for a mass cutting today in front of the MySpace.com HQ today after Tom posted a bulletin that he would be shutting down MySpace.
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