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Funny story: Obama Embroiled in Scandal Over Controversial Comments Made by People He Knows

Obama Embroiled in Scandal Over Controversial Comments Made by People He Knows

In the wake of controversial statements made by a former minister at the church Barack Obama and his family have attended for nearly 2 decades, come accusations of several other statements that have been made by people Obama knows well. Perhaps the...
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Funny story: Paternity of Anna Nicole Smith's Baby to be Determined on FOX Network Reality Show

Paternity of Anna Nicole Smith's Baby to be Determined on FOX Network Reality Show

New York City, Feb 14 - In a press conference broadcast on FOX Network affiliates and on the FOX News Channel this morning, Chief of Programming for the FOX Broadcast Network, Reed Publican, announced a hastily assembled new reality show which will b...
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Funny story: President to Have Head Surgically Removed from Own Ass

President to Have Head Surgically Removed from Own Ass

White House Spokesman Trent Duffy held a press conference earlier today to reveal that President Bush will be undergoing major surgery some time next week to have his head removed from his ass.
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Funny story: First Draft of Bush Victory and Concession Speeches Leaked to Press

First Draft of Bush Victory and Concession Speeches Leaked to Press

In a rare glimpse into the mind of the current and possibly future President of the United States, George W. Bush's personal computer was hacked into and some of the most revealing contents were leaked to the press today. President Bush, apparently...
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Funny story: Cher Announces Plans for 7 More Farewell Tours in Next 3 Years

Cher Announces Plans for 7 More Farewell Tours in Next 3 Years

Pop star Cher has announced plans to try to break the world record for number of times one person has "retired" from the music business, by embarking on an ambitious plan to go on 7 more "farewell" tours over the next 3 years. As of now, Cher, 72, h...
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Funny story: Fox News Interrupts Second Coming for "Important" Bush Documentary

Fox News Interrupts Second Coming for "Important" Bush Documentary

The widely anticipated Second Coming of Jesus Christ was announced on television, radio and internet news outlets all over the world during a press conference held by Vatican officials, who described in great detail the several year process they have...
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Funny story: Renegade Beverage Pitcher Kills Seven

Renegade Beverage Pitcher Kills Seven

Decatur, IL Chaos ensued today at the Hickory Point Mall in Forsythe, when shoppers at Sears were suddenly crushed by the implosion of the west...
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Funny story: Reagan's Spirit Ascends; Lays D.C to Waste

Reagan's Spirit Ascends; Lays D.C to Waste

In shocking news from the netherworld, former U.S. President Ronald Reagan, who died this past Saturday, has released his soul from its prison inside the old man's vegetative body. Reagan's soul, which had not been consciously aware of anything goin...
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Funny story: This Week's Gossip Roundup…Hair's to Donald; Those Crazy Talented Jacksons…

This Week's Gossip Roundup…Hair's to Donald; Those Crazy Talented Jacksons…

In a surprise move, business mogul and reality television star Donald Trump, has filed a petition with the United States Patent and Trademark Office seeking to trademark bad hair. Trump claims his name has become synonymous with bad ha...
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Funny story: Bush Rebukes Amnesty International

Bush Rebukes Amnesty International

Responding to Amnesty International's report on the war on terrorism and how it is eroding the rights of people around the globe, U.S. President George W. Bush went on the attack today, referring to the group as, "a bunch of damn, dirty hipp...
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Funny story: Ozzy Osbourne to Interview Keith Richards on ABC's Prime Time Live

Ozzy Osbourne to Interview Keith Richards on ABC's Prime Time Live

May is sweeps month for the major U.S. networks, that is, the month when advertising rates are set, which prompts all the major television networks to pull out all the stops. So far this month we've seen the hiring of the Apprentice, the end of TV s...
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Funny story: Snoop D O Double Gizzle to Seek Divizzle

Snoop D O Double Gizzle to Seek Divizzle

Snoop Doggy Dizzle is divorcing his wife's ass n' shit. Snoop's white ass lawyer issued a press relizzle which stated, "The beyotch be buggin', yo. She all up in Snoop's ass over the Girls Gone Wizzle n' shit. She constantly be naggin' his ass ‘bo...
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Funny story: Shocking Revelations as Jesus' Personal Journal Found

Shocking Revelations as Jesus' Personal Journal Found

The site of an explosion detonated by Palestinians in the center of Jerusalem has become the destination of interest to archaeologists, historians and theologians around the world as what appears to be the holiest of documents ever unearthed, the per...
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Funny story: Death Toll Rises to 1.2 Million as Race Wars Rage On

Death Toll Rises to 1.2 Million as Race Wars Rage On

Editor's Note: Due to a malfunction of the Spoof's flux capacitor, the following story was inadvertently posted nearly 6 months before it was written, it was not supposed to be published until November 10, 2004. Our sincerest apologies for any co...
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Funny story: Bush to Iraqi Insurgents: Could You Please Stop Bringing ‘Em On?

Bush to Iraqi Insurgents: Could You Please Stop Bringing ‘Em On?

In a speech directed towards Iraqi insurgents and those who may have been offended enough by the photos of prisoner abuse in the Abu Ghraib prison to rise up against American soldiers, U.S. President George W. Bush called for an end to the aggression...
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Funny story: Exclusive: Lyrics to New Michael Jackson Song Discovered

Exclusive: Lyrics to New Michael Jackson Song Discovered

When New Jersey prosecutors seized a pair of Michael Jackson's underpants, along with some handwritten notes from Henry Vaccaro Sr.'s warehouse several weeks ago, no one realized at the time that they had confiscated unpublished song lyrics t...
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Funny story: Exclusive: Lyrics to New Michael Jackson Song Discovered

Exclusive: Lyrics to New Michael Jackson Song Discovered

When New Jersey prosecutors seized a pair of Michael Jackson's underpants, along with some handwritten notes from Henry Vaccaro Sr.'s warehouse several weeks ago, no one realized at the time that they had confiscated unpublished song lyrics to an as...
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Funny story: Greenspan to Raise Interest Rates by 25%

Greenspan to Raise Interest Rates by 25%

Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board Alan Greenspan today announced that the Fed is raising the prime lending rate (the rate charged by the Federal government to financial institutions) from 1% to a whopping 26%, bringing the interest rate from a 46...
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Style Maven/Ex-Con Stewart Announces Her Latest For the Holiday

Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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