New studies show that the red, orange, and white parts of a candy corn all taste the same, despite popular belief. It is a common practice to bite each color individually in hopes of experiencing each flavor by itself.
What began as a simple game of wizarding chess turned out to be the greatest wizarding duel the Magically Fragile Senior Citizens Center had ever seen. Albus Dumbledore and Gandalf the very Grey (as nicknamed by his friends in the center due to his a...
Today the well known band called Green Day decided to make a new song called "Avenue of Glorious Achievements." They say that this is to replace their old song of "Boulevard of Broken Dreams."...
Today Lindsay Lohan managed to make a bigger fool of herself than most people thought possible. She has been caught driving intoxicated (again) and possessed several bags of powdered substance thought to be crack cocaine.
For the past month, East Bay High School has had severe profanity problems. As a solution, the staff created a giant Swear Jar. Every time the students swear or use vulgar language, they must pay 25 cents to the Swear Jar or go to detention.
In the new movie Spiderman 3, Spiderman dawns his new suit of black and grey. It has now been revealed that the creators of the movie are targeting Emo audiences using this new look.
The Scissor Sisters are the producers of the hit song "Don't feel like dancing." This song has hit the top of the charts in several countries across the globe.
It is now strongly recommended that everyone stay out and away from the department store known as "Target." Experts agree that these stores are owned and operated by terrorists.
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