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Lieberman: McCain Knows When To Make A Disastrous Vice Presidential Choice

Funny story: Lieberman: McCain Knows When To Make A Disastrous Vice Presidential Choice

Amid party concern that John McCain's sputtering campaign had lost all chance of triumphing in November by his selection of former beauty queen, Alaskan governor and 'Troopergate' star Sarah Palin, Senator Joe Lieberman (I-CT), who caucuses with the...

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Dick Cheney is in your apartment now

Funny story: Dick Cheney is in your apartment now

In the most recent of a series of revelations of government instrusions into American private life, reporters at the Baltimore Bee today uncovered that sitting Vice President Richard Bruce Cheney is in your apartment now.

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Bush Administration Officials plan next iconic crime

Funny story: Bush Administration Officials plan next iconic crime

5 years into their stay in the White House, Senior Executive Branch advisors were starting to feel the alienation and loneliness creeping in. "I really started to feel like the people didn't get it," despaired Donald Rumsfeld, who has...

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Bush Appoints Statistics Czar

Yesterday President Bush announced the creation of a new office in a rare rose garden appearance. The 'statistics czar' will oversee a new national clearinghouse of analysis and conclusions drawn from measured data. These data include surveys...

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Brazilian Judge awarded prize from Hitler Commemoration Institute

Funny story: Brazilian Judge awarded prize from Hitler Commemoration Institute

Julier Sebastiao da Silva, the Brazilian Federal judge who contended that fingerprinting of particular foreigners travelling by air into the United States recalled the "worst horrors committed by the Nazis," was awarded the 2003 'Errine...

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Evidence found for dimensional annealling

Funny story: Evidence found for dimensional annealling

Analysts of popular political opinions have had help resolving a major conundrum -- the perception that Bush supporters and detractors seem to live in different worlds -- from an unexpected source. Scientists now say this could be evidence of dimensi...

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Reporters Scramble for New Story

Funny story: Reporters Scramble for New Story

As the Democratic primaries get under way, the original presumptive nominee John Kerry, is quickly being affirmed as the Democratic party's selection to replace President George W. Bush in the Fall. By mid-February, experts expect, Mr. Kerry will...

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Liberals stumped again as President Bush proposes new initiatives

Funny story: Liberals stumped again as President Bush proposes new initiatives

Bicycle and alternative transportation advocates gave temporary raves to the Bush Administration's TEA-LU follow-on to the TEA-21 Act, not noticing that the $375 billion plan was to be funded through a federal gas tax, a revenue source unlikely to pr...

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Government official announces new Department of Unfunded Mandates and Empty Rhetoric

Funny story: Government official announces new Department of Unfunded Mandates and Empty Rhetoric

A government official, who declined to be named for this article, announced Today the formation of a new cabinet-level position overseeing a new department, the Department of Unfunded Mandates and Empty Rhetoric. The Department will be housed in an u...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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