Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho's pet Yorkshire Terrier Gullit has gone missing following discussions with police over the dog's legality in Britain.
Top TV show Prison Break is set to cast a new character in Season 3. TheSpoof.com can exclusively reveal that it is in fact Hollywood Super Bitch Paris Hilton. Cast member Wentworth Miller was not happy with this decision.
Following Liverpool's semi-final Champions league win over Chelsea on penaties reports have been confirmed that 6'7 Liverpool striker Peter Crouch is in fact a shaven wookie from the planet Kashyyk.
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