It has been strongly suggested today via various sources that Newcastle United manager and former England supremo Kevin Keegan, has run away.
During a staggeringly bland and platitudinous post match interview this weekend following England's friendly against Lichtenstein reserves, the frontal area of England supremo Sven Goran McLaren's hair appeared to fade in and out of viewer...
Soccer star David Beckham and his celebrity wife Victoria stunned a press conference in Fresno, California today by announcing that Scientology (who some claim is a dark psychologically manipulative cult), was "not too bad really as religions go...
A fleet of UFOs have been spotted heading away from Earth and towards the constellation of Funster Centauri, citing Earth's 'crapness' as the main reason for the retreat.
In what some would say is a desperate attempt to boost plummeting poll figures and approval ratings across the board, a frankly shell shocked spokesman representing a new grouping of Brownite Labour MP's has announced that The Chancellor and Prim...
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