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Captain "Sully" Returns to the Sky

Funny story: Captain "Sully" Returns to the Sky

New York, New York - As Chesley Sullenburg's (Capt. Sully) voice came over the public address system (PSA), a cheer went up from the passengers aboard the now infamous flight, US Airways 1549. They were all on board for the restoration of the flight...

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"Tsunami" Has So. Californians Reaching for Their Dictionaries

Funny story: "Tsunami" Has So. Californians Reaching for Their Dictionaries

Venice Beach, California - Costal Southern Californians are reaching for their dictionaries looking up the word "Tsunami" or typing it into google right now, because enlightened longhaired suffer types persuaded their local representatives that coast...

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Indonesian Baby Hercules Walked Out of Mother's Womb?

Funny story: Indonesian Baby Hercules Walked Out of Mother's Womb?

Kisaran, Indonesia - With his mother rendered unconscious by the intensity of the labor pains, the 19.2 pound 24.4 inch unborn infant, still covered in his mother starched out skin, instinctively knew he had to take matters into his own hands. "I had...

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Giant Indonesian Baby May Reach "Terrible Twos" Stage in Matter of Days

Funny story: Giant Indonesian Baby May Reach "Terrible Twos" Stage in Matter of Days

Kisaran, Indonesia - The body of the mother of a giant Indonesian baby was discovered in her house in a mummified state today, just days after she gave a caesarian birth to a 19.2 pound 24.4 inch baby boy and released from the hospital. "Despite...

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Kermit The Frog Vanishes While Doing Glenn Beck Piece for "Bill Moyers Journal"

Funny story: Kermit The Frog Vanishes While Doing Glenn Beck Piece for "Bill Moyers Journal"

New York, New York - An emotional Miss Piggy walked into a New York Police Station today claiming she has not heard or seen from her life long companion, Kermit The Frog, since he was assigned to do an investigative reporting piece on Glenn Beck by t...

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Glenn Beck's Boiled Frog Incident Blamed On Chronic Dry Eye Condition

Funny story: Glenn Beck's Boiled Frog Incident Blamed On Chronic Dry Eye Condition

Washington, DC - "Glenn just didn't see that it was a live frog he grabbed out of the tank and tossed into a pot of boiling water," said a co-producer of the Glenn Beck TV show at a press conference called to explain Glenn Beck's actions that so shoc...

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Mackenzie Phillips' "Abstinence Begins at Home" PSA Spot Considered too Controversial?

Funny story: Mackenzie Phillips' "Abstinence Begins at Home" PSA Spot Considered too Controversial?

Los Angeles, California - The 10-second public service announcement (PSA) featuring Mackenzie Phillips standing in front of a giant poster sized photograph of now deceased father, John Phillips, engaged in an innocent kiss on the cheek was pulled by...

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Kanye West Ban from Little Joey Goldberg's Bar Mitzvah

Funny story: Kanye West Ban from Little Joey Goldberg's Bar Mitzvah

Los Angeles, California - Continuing his reign of domestic terror, Kanye West was last seen being ejected from Little Joey Goldberg's Bar Mitzvah at the Masonic Temple off Wilshire blvd., Los Angeles, California. He was forcibly removed after he took...

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Mackenzie Phillips to Oprah: "The 'Kama Sutra' is just not a very good bedtime storybook at all."

Funny story: Mackenzie Phillips to Oprah: "The 'Kama Sutra' is just not a very good bedtime storybook at all."

Chicago, Illinois - "Despite what you may hear from me here today about my relationship with my dad," said sober Mackenzie Phillips, offering up dating advice to the young women in the Oprah Show audience after her spine tingling, jaw dropping, mouth...

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Pope Appoints Kanye West as Maximus Coitus Interruptus Envoy to the Vatican

Funny story: Pope Appoints Kanye West as Maximus Coitus Interruptus Envoy to the Vatican

Vatican City - Pope Benedict XVI has announced today that he has decided to appoint Kanye West as his special envoy to the Vatican spreading the message of the Catholic doctrine concerning the Church's position on the only acceptable method of birth...

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Mary Travers' Last Confession: "Puff the Magic Dragon' Was Not About Pot. It Was About..."

Funny story: Mary Travers' Last Confession: "Puff the Magic Dragon' Was Not About Pot. It Was About..."

San Francisco, California - "You know that song about a boy and his dragon that I would sing to you all the time?" reminisced Mary Travers in a low soft-spoken voice to her family and friends and a reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that gathered...

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Jeremy Piven Gets Mercury Poisoning All Over Again in Off-Broadway Parody Play

Funny story: Jeremy Piven Gets Mercury Poisoning All Over Again in Off-Broadway Parody Play

New York, New York - Jeremy Piven's may have recovered from an alleged bout with mercury poisoning from eating too much sushi that got him out of a play he did not want to do, but now it seems he is having a relapse. At least on a New York theater st...

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Gay Marriage #1 Excuse Straight Men are Using Today to Put Off Tying the Knot

Funny story: Gay Marriage #1 Excuse Straight Men are Using Today to Put Off Tying the Knot

Hollywood, California - "Telling your girlfriend that you won't get married until all your gay friends can get married too maybe the best excuse heterosexual men have ever thought up to forestall marriage or avoid it all together," said Dr. Fred by p...

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One of "Peter, Paul and Mary" Joins the "The Grateful Dead"

Funny story: One of "Peter, Paul and Mary" Joins the "The Grateful Dead"

San Francisco, California - Originally forming one-third of the nation's most popular folk music groups of the 1960s, "Peter, Paul and Mary", Mary Travers, like Momma Cass, later grew to form two-thirds of the trio, having eaten, Peter, one of the f...

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Hermaphrodite, Caster Semenya, Endorses Gender Determination Home Testing Kit for Kids

Funny story: Hermaphrodite, Caster Semenya, Endorses Gender Determination Home Testing Kit for Kids

Johannesburg, South Africa - If successful, a generation of men will never know the humiliation of having their mothers show family, friends and their girlfriends their naked baby pictures, because no longer will millions of mothers have to take pict...

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Serena Williams Tries to Explain Away Her Potty Mouth

Funny story: Serena Williams Tries to Explain Away Her Potty Mouth

Flushing Meadows, New York - "I don't know what happened," said Serena Williams as she took her seat at a table covered in microphones at a press conference she called to explain her unsportsmanlike comments to a tennis courtside judge at the U.S. Op...

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Dr. Phil Writes Prescription for Philip Garrido Voodoo Dolls (UPDATE 1)

Funny story: Dr. Phil Writes Prescription for Philip Garrido Voodoo Dolls (UPDATE 1)

"Normally I don't recommend the occult, or revenge for that matter, to my patients. Much less write out a prescription to them for it," said Dr. Phil. "But in this case, I'm willing to make an exception." Dr. Phil then directed his studio audienc...

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Dr. Phil Psychoanalyses Philip Garrido, Jaycee Lee Dugard's Abductor

Funny story: Dr. Phil Psychoanalyses Philip Garrido, Jaycee Lee Dugard's Abductor

"You got to be the sickest bastard I've ever psychoanalyzed," said a visibly shaken Dr. Phil after psychoanalyzing Philip Garrido, Jaycee Lee Dugard's abductor via close circuit TV during a commercial break. "In fact, you're so sick that now I'll pro...

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