Here in the nation's capital, brightly lit rooms are hiding a dark secret. Hundreds of men and women are churning out thousands of bills, and hardly gaining any respect.
The conflict between satellite radio firms became a shooting war today. Sirius announced they shot down one of rival XM's satellites.
Citing rising costs in the ongoing wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, the U.S. Defense Department today unveiled a deal that puts Walmart in charge of running the war.
The entertainment world is mourning today, following the tragic death of Warner Brothers icon Michigan J. Frog. Mr. Frog was killed when he was hit by a car.
The U.S. Department of Homeland Security increased the nation's threat level to "Lavender" following the elimination of Sanjaya Malakar on American Idol Tuesday night.
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