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Funny story: Reverand Wright God Damns Mr. Rogers

Reverand Wright God Damns Mr. Rogers

In a memorial service held at a popular, and trendy, downtown Chicago street corner to honor the late Fred Rogers, famed creator and star of the PBS children's TV show, "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood", The Greater Chicago Theological Soc...
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Funny story: Fed Chief Ben Bernanke Nailed in Topless Bar Raid

Fed Chief Ben Bernanke Nailed in Topless Bar Raid

United States Federal Reserve Chairman, Ben Bernanke, was arrested Saturday night in a Bronx, New York strip club raid, where police had received a tip that active prostitution and illegal gambling were occurring behind the scenes.
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Funny story: Governor Schwarzenegger Suffers Bout with Work Related Stress

Governor Schwarzenegger Suffers Bout with Work Related Stress

Dr. Dakota Schillman, renowned Beverly Hills psychiatrist for the rich and famous, revealed to CNN's Larry King in an exclusive interview, that he had recently diagnosed California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger as an overtly hostile personality.
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Announces Candidacy for Presidency on Democratic Ticket

Rush Limbaugh Announces Candidacy for Presidency on Democratic Ticket

Venerable talk show host, Rush Limbaugh, announced hours ago on his program's flagship radio station, WABC in New York City, that he would seek the Democratic nomination for the Presidency of the United States.
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Funny story: "Pretty Boy" Floyd Mayweather to Enroll at MIT this Fall

"Pretty Boy" Floyd Mayweather to Enroll at MIT this Fall

"Pretty Boy" Floyd Mayweather, unbeaten pound for pound best boxer in the world, last night, after whipping boxing great Oscar De la Hoya in a twelve round split decision, announced his retirement from boxing before an HBO audience estimate...
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Funny story: De la Hoya and Spears knock 'em out at L.A. House of Blues

De la Hoya and Spears knock 'em out at L.A. House of Blues

Britney Spears continued her "California Comeback Tour" with another lip sync live performance at the Los Angeles House of Blues last night. Making a surprise appearance with Spears and her four dancers was Oscar De la Hoya, current WBC box...
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Funny story: Tony La Russa to leave Cardinals to join Sopranos' Cast

Tony La Russa to leave Cardinals to join Sopranos' Cast

Tony La Russa, veteran manager of the St. Louis Cardinals, announced just hours ago that he will be leaving St. Louis to join the cast of the award winning, HBO, Sopranos TV series. La Russa will appear in the final four encore episodes of the Sopra...
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Funny story: Aliens Demand Full Social Security Benefits!

Aliens Demand Full Social Security Benefits!

Illegal aliens descended upon the nation's capital in mass yesterday. The unwelcome visitors sought to lobby the United States Senate to release a bill from markup committee guaranteeing all resident aliens of the United States full social secur...
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Funny story: Sharpton & Imus to Team on Sirius Talk Radio!

Sharpton & Imus to Team on Sirius Talk Radio!

Our usually reliable sources indicate that Sirius CEO, Mel Karmazin, disgraced shock jock Don Imus, and world feared swell fella and intimate friend of Jesus, the most reverend Al Sharpton spent today in secret talks in Cockburn Town on the Turks and...
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