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JK Rowling Lawsuit over Rape Story

Funny story: JK Rowling Lawsuit over Rape Story

(Crappers) J.K. Rowling today filed a lawsuit on a story about a date Rape hint from The Onion. J.K. Rowling had stated that Harry Potter is a children's book and doesn't appreciate this story. The Onion fakes the voice of J.K. Rowling's...

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Declined Credit Cards Could Land You in Jail

Funny story: Declined Credit Cards Could Land You in Jail

(Crappers) New federal law now sign by the president makes attempted purchases with declined cards a felony. Now, shopping at any store and pay with worthless plastic cards, or rubber checks will bring out the store security. Arrests will be made and...

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China Bans Harry Potter Books

Funny story: China Bans Harry Potter Books

(Crappers China) The Chinese government has declared that Harry Potter is too scary to children and decided to ban the books. Unfortunately the Chinese children will never find out how the series end. Even Harry Potter sites are banned and if you sea...

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J.K. Rowling Has Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Classified Top Secret

Funny story: J.K. Rowling Has Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Classified Top Secret

(Crappers USA) J.K. Rowling is taking no chances to keep her book Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows completely classified as top secret. The American book publisher has bought large acres of land and places it into high security like Area 51, the...

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Hogwarts Used J.K. Rowling as Recruiting Agent

Funny story: Hogwarts Used J.K. Rowling as Recruiting Agent

J K Rowling has finely came out and admitted that she is actually working with the Wizarding world. When book seven is shipped a transport and de-aging device will be sent with each book. If the reader is eleven years old and above, he or she will be...

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The Disappearance of J.K. Rowling

Funny story: The Disappearance of J.K. Rowling

Ever since J.K. Rowling announced the release date for her seventh book of July 21, 2007, she has disappeared and drop from public view. Now her web site has gone down and her home in Edinburgh, Scotland is for sale and empty. No one has seen or inte...

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The End of Social Security

Funny story: The End of Social Security

Senior citizens and the disabled got a rude awaking today. Usually they get a check in the mail or direct deposit, but many banks are now bouncing automatic bills and in fact many seniors are now facing a deficit of $200.00 due to 'administrative...

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Iran Test Nuclear Bomb

Funny story: Iran Test Nuclear Bomb

Today Iran had successful test of setting off a nuclear bomb. The bomb test resulted in 30 megatons of destructive power. This was an underground test to prevent radioactive material from contaminating large area. Washington reacted badly and stated,...

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Bush Signs Total Gun Ban

Funny story: Bush Signs Total Gun Ban

Today President Bush signs in to law H.R. 247 that bans every type of guns, rifles and even hunting knives. Bush has order A.T.F. to start a nationwide campaign for law abiding citizens to turn in their guns. This was a breakthrough legislation that...

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Harry Potter to Command a Starship

Funny story: Harry Potter to Command a Starship

Not the wizard boy who went to Hogwarts. It is most of the children actors who went to Hogwarts movie set. This will be the 12th movie that Paramount Pictures will be making. Dan Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Matthew Lewis, Evanna Lynch, Tom...

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Harry Potter to be Killed off in Book Seven

Funny story: Harry Potter to be Killed off in Book Seven

The release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is on July 21, 2007. An employee from the book's publishers has leaked to the press that the book will end in a big disaster. The two characters the J. K Rowling wants to kill off are Harry Pott...

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