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Obama Decides to Import Deadly Communicable Diseases

Funny story: Obama Decides to Import Deadly Communicable Diseases

WASHINGTON D.C. - President Obama spoke to his advisers about a new plan to import deadly communicable diseases. "We can import people with highly contagious, deadly diseases to reduce the population of America to improve the economy" he said.

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John Mellencamp Reveals Plans to Win Back Meg Ryan

Funny story: John Mellencamp Reveals Plans to Win Back Meg Ryan

NEW YORK - John Mellencamp revealed his plans to win back Meg Ryan today in an exclusive interview with TheSpoof.com. You, our readers, will be the first to know the details of his plans. Even Meg won't know before you. John said that first he w...

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Weather Forecaster Breaks Endurance Record on Television in Norway

Funny story: Weather Forecaster Breaks Endurance Record on Television in Norway

Weather forecaster Eli Kari Gjengedali broke a world record for the longest forecast by riding atop a tornado which swirled from Atla, through Harstad where the tornado built up strength. It then carried her through Bodø, down through Saltfjellet-Sv...

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Trampling on the 2nd Amendment!

Funny story: Trampling on the 2nd Amendment!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) MAGNOLIA, TEXAS - "The Tribune," the Magnolia newspaper, reports that the first grader brought a loaded gun to Ellisor Elementary on May 9th. The gun father said the 9mm Beretta wasn't loaded when the student got home. The studen...

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President Obama Caves In to the Republicans

Funny story: President Obama Caves In to the Republicans

CCN (Crazy Cal News) Washington - Last night, President Obama announced to the public that he had prevented the government shutdown. ""The American people have been told the agreement contains both historic and painful cuts. Yes, some of the cu...

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President Obama Defends Action in Libya

Funny story: President Obama Defends Action in Libya

CCN (Crazy Cal News) Washington - President Obama took to the airwaves yesterday to make a speech on his actions Libya. "Some nations may be able to turn a blind eye to atrocities in other countries. The United States of America is different.

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Nigerians to Prosecute Cheney for Scams

Funny story: Nigerians to Prosecute Cheney for Scams

Nigeria - Femi Babafemi, in charge of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission in Nigeria, said that Dick Cheney would "definitely" be charged for selling the Nigerians millions of American email addresses. Said Babafemi, "The email addresses he...

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Save the Incandescent Light Bulb!

Funny story: Save the Incandescent Light Bulb!

Washington - I recently received an email from the Tea Party pointing out a life-threatening issue that's facing America. Recently elected Tea Party members have put the incandescent light bulb on the endangered species list, fearing it will soon be...

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Putt-Putt Golf Course Found on Moon

Funny story: Putt-Putt Golf Course Found on Moon

NASA - Images from the Cassini spacecraft of Saturn's moon Titan has researchers scratching their heads. Using enhanced radar imaging, a Putt-Putt golf course was discovered near the larger of the three lakes near Titan's South pole. "The lakes w...

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BP Sort of Confident About Latest Top Kill Atempt

Funny story: BP Sort of Confident About Latest Top Kill Atempt

NEW ORLEANS, LA - BP and federal officials claim that this latest effort could, maybe, quite possibly have some chance of working and that this isn't yet definitely, totally the end to civilization and all life on Earth. Hopes were slightly lowered...

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BP Announces Another New Oil Clean-up Plan

Funny story: BP Announces Another New Oil Clean-up Plan

CCN (Crazy Cal News) Gulf of Mexico - Since the last efforts to stop the leak have failed, BP has put their top scientists to work on the clean-up plan to protect the coast. After contacting consultants in Hollywood, the stylists have recommended p...

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BP Oil Separation Experiment Proceeds As Planned

Funny story: BP Oil Separation Experiment Proceeds As Planned

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Gulf of Mexico - BP's plans to use the Gulf of Mexico as a crude oil separation device are proceeding as planned. The 70,000 barrels of oil proceeding from the gash in the collapsed oil rig have been separating into different...

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Don McLeroy's Texas Education Changes Don't Go Far Enough!

Funny story: Don McLeroy's Texas Education Changes Don't Go Far Enough!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Austin, TX - Don McLeroy's proposed May 2010 amendments to social studies curriculum standards for Texas public schools don't go far enough.  Nowhere did I see any mention of Pecos Bill being responsible for founding the ca...

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BP to Use Arizona to Fill Sandbags for Coast

Funny story: BP to Use Arizona to Fill Sandbags for Coast

CCN (Crazy Cal News)- Houston - BP CEO Tony Hayward, after passing the blame for the oil spill between its company, Halliburton, and Transocean, valiantly engineered plans to save the coast line of the United States. After The Three Stooges of...

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BP Announces New Clean Up Plan - Free Oil!

Funny story: BP Announces New Clean Up Plan - Free Oil!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) Gulf of Mexico - BP announced a new plan to clean up the Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill. Today, they will release television commercials and newspaper ads advertising free oil to anyone who can come get it. A BP spokesperson said th...

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The iCom Jigga

Funny story: The iCom Jigga

Dr. Emmett "Doc" Brown just released his latest computer, the iCom Nano. It uses a one point twenty-one jiggawatt new green Mr. Fusion power supply, as seen in "Back to the Future" and operates at 4.1 jiggahertz. It contains 16 jiggabytes of memory...

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Rupert Murdock Leads Demonstration in L.A.

Funny story: Rupert Murdock Leads Demonstration in L.A.

Rupert Murdoch led a rally against illegal immigration in Los Angeles Saturday with Michelle McGee. He and other white supremacists held a rally and burned books as hundreds of counter-protesters gathered to shout them down. Approxamately 50 me...

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Discovery Communications Looks to Fox News

Funny story: Discovery Communications Looks to Fox News

Discovery Communications, wanting to become fair and balanced, looked to Fox News's Sarah Palin, the vice-presidential hopeful in the 2009 U.S. presidential election. Discovery, long known for it's earth-friendly offerings with such shows as the Dis...

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Breaking news…

Pregnant robot dog blamed on Russian hacking

Mindy, the first robotic dog, is now pregnant. Senate Democrats allege that Russian hackers are to blame. The White House only states that Pres. Trump wants to make robot dogs great again.
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