Ron Eveland, Daily Chronicle - It was a step to far; after keeping surveillance for 3 weeks on a "Mr. M", the RIAA (Recording Industry of America) instructed cops to arrest on "multiple copyright thefts".
In a dramatic turn of events, a team at Oxford University have proven that "Scotty" from "Star Trek" was in fact Scottish. A DNA sample obtained late at night from his grave was tested and was found to contain large amounts of &qu...
It has been confirmed in the scientific journal Nature that a small but perfectly intact Mayan temple has been found in a New York man's navel.
Jan Sorhlbaad is no ordinary Swedish grandfather. From first appearances, his modest (albeit damp) home and family are what you might expect. However shocking reports arrived today that could bring down the very fabric of society - yes, Microsoft its...
Constant University Press - Scientists at Imperial University, Texas have unveiled a device that can deduce whether a glass is indeed "half full" or "half empty". It consists of a level plate (on which the glass i...
Czech Republic Gazette - In an effort to stave off the inevitable poverty of his family, a young man - Dimitri Ilyava (23) has devoted the last 2 years to perfecting a street act that is labelled as bizarre by some and genius by othe...
Scientists at the Imperial University of Frederikstown reported today that they have at last managed to extract a small amount of intact protein from an ancient George Burns fossil (estimated to be between 100,000,000 and 230,000,000 years old).
In a dramatic turn of events early this morning, what was meant to be a peaceful rally by the sock puppet awareness group (SPAG) quickly degenerated into what can only be described as an inner-city riot.
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