Washington, DC - President Bush today declared that the United States is an enemy of the United States. The recent revelation that 19,000 AK-47 assault rifles shipped by the Pentagon to the Iraqi Security Forces have disappeared and could be in the h...
Des Moines, Iowa - Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY), Candidate for the Democratic Party Presidential nomination, told an audience of war veterans in this mostly conservative city in the heartlands, that if she were elected President she would cr...
Washington - Congressman Ron Paul (R-TX) has been officially excluded from all future Republican Presidential Debates. Paul, who officially entered the race in February of this year, has participated in the first two debates, and was ranked in the to...
London - Actress/sex kitten Angelina Jolie announced today that she would be seeking to adopt Prince Harry.
New York - Only hours after announcing that she would be leaving the ABC daytime show, The View, popular talk show host and comedienne, Rosie O'Donnell announced that she would be teaming with controversial businessman Donald Trump, and civil rig...
New York - In a surprising move, local African-American prostitutes, supported by noted civil rights activists Reverends Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, announced that they would be filing a class action law suit against embattled ex-radio shock jock,...
Washington -- President George W. Bush today announced that he would be leaving the Republican Party and joining the Democratic Party.
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