President Bush has announced at a press conference today that he will be launching his own film project to strike back at Michael Moore. Moore's recently released film, "Fahrenheit 911," portrays Bush as a dangerous, incompetent, corrupt boob.
In yet another dramatic election move, the United States Supreme Court has stepped in and awarded the hard fought 2004 Democratic Primary to none other than the current Republican President, George W. Bush. This means President Bush will be running...
President Bush has added a new member to his Axis of Evil list - none other than the US's neighbor to the North, Canada. The President became aware that recent winter weather problems in the US were caused by masses of cold air coming in from,...
Say hello again to the variety show genre as the President kicks off the campaign season with a bang. With two hundred million campaign dollars to throw around, George W. Bush will be offering a lot more than simple stump speeches. Now, coming each w...
In a surprising move, White House Chief of Staff Andrew Card has outsourced the President's job to India. "We need to show the nation we are serious about trimming expenses and lowering the deficit. The best place to start is right here at home. W...
George H. W. Bush, defeated by Bill Clinton in 1992 after his first term as President, will be taking another crack at manning the reins in the Oval Office. Citing differences in core policy beliefs with his first born, he has decided to enter the 2...
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