Its official! BBC presenter Jeremy Vine has been declared as the most depressing man in history!
His utterly depressing monologues regarding the current global financial crisis via BBC's "Panorama" have seen UK suicide rates rocket!
Prime minister Gordon Brown has announced a declaration of war on supermarket chain Iceland.
Advertising figurehead Kerry Katona has also been placed under house arrest under suspicion of treason.
Mr Brown commented:
"Due to current global f...
In a shock announcement this morning, Prime Minister Gordon Brown has announced plans to put the population of the UK into suspended animation for the next 5 years.
In a press conference at 10 Downing street this morning the Prime Minister announc...
The US media has taken the unprecedented step of launching legal action against Hurricane Gustav.
In the run-up to Gustav's impact on America's gulf coast, the media frenzy knew no-bounds, as Gustav was expected to devastate New Orleans once again...
After a lot of digging, this reporter has managed to uncover some of Barack Obama's secret past.
In this exclusive revelation I have managed to establish that the 47 year old Presidential hopeful used to play the character of "Bert" in Sesame Stre...
The worlds favourite convicted kiddy tickler, Gary Glitter, has revealed some of his plans to revive his flagging career.
Starting off with a tour of the UK's shopping centres during the upcoming festive season, Gary plans to perform the role of S...
Given the severe pressures the UK business community is currently experiencing, an innovative company has come up with a system to increase productivity.
I think we've all been there, at work, when the need to visit the toilet (Restroom for you ya...
That bloke who supposedly runs the British government, Mr Jockanese himself Gordon Brown, has announced plans to drag the populace up from the doldrums they currently inhabit.
The average brit is feeling the pressure from rising fuel and food cost...
Accusations that Russia has violated the ceasefire in Georgia, by allowing tanks to enter the town of Gori, have been strongly denied by a Russian spokesman.
"We just need somewhere for these tanks to park"
"Our tank drivers have strict orders...
Popular supermarket chain Cesto has unveiled plans to screen pornographic material within all of it's UK stores.
In response to recent criticism over soldiers pay, the government has announced plans to deploy traffic wardens into the worlds trouble spots such as Iraq.
Due to recent concerns regarding gaseous emissions from our bovine friends, plans have been announced by NASA to jettison the worlds cattle into space.
TheSpoof.com has uncovered shocking evidence that the UN (United Nations) is considered to be "A bit shit" by the international community.
In the aftermath of the Chinese earthquake disaster, the Chinese authorities have announced that they are going to "Slot" the developers responsible for the buildings that collapsed.
Steven Spielberg has announced plans for yet another Indiana Jones movie, expected to premier in 2010.
With the recent spate of government legislation aimed at innocent hardworking motorists, TheSpoof.com has uncovered top secret plans to turn motorists into fuel.
Utilising a Roman method of execution, "Decimation" is to be implemented on the roads...
Womens magazines "Reveal" and "Closer" have made the shock announcement that they will not be featuring Jordan (Model with formerly big tits and perma-tan) on the front covers of next week editions.
Prince Harry is to be allowed to continue his mission back here in the UK.
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