Ageing Coronation street barmaid Bet Lynch was rearrested having briefly tasted freedom yesterday from jail following her earlier extradition from the Rovers Return to Italy.
Rome - (Satanic Press): The Pope stunned the (mainly left footed) faithful during his Easter address today by announcing he is to marry his long time partner, former Right Said Fred frontman, Richard Fairbrass.
April 07, 2007 (London) - It's been revealed UN chief Bank di-money has been arrested immediately after securing a breakthrough on the thorny issue of Darfur, Sudan but the 'deal' went sour.
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