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Funny story: France accuses German, Prussian armies of doping

France accuses German, Prussian armies of doping

Hot on the heels of accusations from the French that American bicycling great and seven time Tour De France winner Lance Armstrong was doping, French officials now allege that past colossal military defeats are due to the fact that their enemies were...
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Funny story: Andy Rooney goes on tirade, plug pulled on segment-- network narrowly avoids millions in FCC fines

Andy Rooney goes on tirade, plug pulled on segment-- network narrowly avoids millions in FCC fines

Andy Rooney, famous for his short commentaries that appear at the end of the long running "60 Minutes" program on CBS, has been fired after launching into what can only be described as a controversial and obcene tirade.
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Funny story: Excerpts from Saddam Hussein's memoirs: "The Apple Dumpling Dictator Rides Again"

Excerpts from Saddam Hussein's memoirs: "The Apple Dumpling Dictator Rides Again"

According to a member of Saddam Hussein's legal team, the "Butcher of Baghdad" has begun writing his memoirs from behind bars. We have managed to get a hold of an early draft of these papers.
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Funny story: Rolling Stones '05 tour to feature debate on Social Security, no music

Rolling Stones '05 tour to feature debate on Social Security, no music

Legendary band The Rolling Stones excited their fans this week after announcing a world tour to kick off in the United States this summer, but that excitement was to be short lived.
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Funny story: Telephone "Time" lady passes away

Telephone "Time" lady passes away

Betty-Lou Lipbaum, better known as the "time lady" who possessed what many have called the "best known voice in the world", passed away this morning at the age of 81.
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Funny story: Cupid retires: Cites long hours, short relationships

Cupid retires: Cites long hours, short relationships

Cupid, the mischievous winged child whose arrows pierce the hearts of his victims causing them to fall deeply in love decided to hang up his quiver today.
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Funny story: Clinton readies "My Life" sequel

Clinton readies "My Life" sequel

Former President Bill Clinton has completed the manuscript for the follow-up to his successful memoir "My Life."...
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Funny story: John Kerry's planned convention speech leaked

John Kerry's planned convention speech leaked

Democratic National Committee Chairman Terry McAuliffe is engaged in a desperate attempt to find the person or persons who leaked John Kerry's alleged acceptance speech at the nominating convention later this month.
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Funny story: Hollywood rocked after tan line spotted on George Hamilton

Hollywood rocked after tan line spotted on George Hamilton

The acting community was stunned after Variety Magazine reported that an anonymous source spotted what is believed to be a tan line on George Hamilton.
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Funny story: Asteroid plummets toward Britney Spears concert -- NASA launches rocket in attempt to speed it up

Asteroid plummets toward Britney Spears concert -- NASA launches rocket in attempt to speed it up

Astronomers who spotted a near-earth object approximately 220,000 miles from our planet have calculated the speed and trajectory of the object in relation to orbit speed. They have concluded that the large asteroid will impact directly on the San Die...
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Funny story: Phil Donahue replaces Rumsfeld - Announces new "flower power" initiative for U.S. military

Phil Donahue replaces Rumsfeld - Announces new "flower power" initiative for U.S. military

In what some are calling a drastic move to appease the left going into this election season, President Bush has fired Donald Rumsfeld as Secretary of Defense and replaced him with former talk show host and liberal activist Phil Donahue.
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Funny story: Bush signs with New York Yankees

Bush signs with New York Yankees

George Steinbrenner's quest to put together a team of the most famous and expensive names in sports has now taken a turn into the world of politics.
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Funny story: Bill Clinton cookbook published

Bill Clinton cookbook published

A book has been released which contains many of former president Clinton's favorite recipes, it has been learned."The Clinton Presidential Center Cookb...
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Funny story: Academy Awards cancelled amid fears of pro-Bush speech

Academy Awards cancelled amid fears of pro-Bush speech

The 77th annual Academy Awards are still over three months away, but have been indefinitely postponed after officials learned that a nominee may show support for President Bush in an acceptance speech.
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Funny story: Mel Gibson begins work on "Passion II: Electric Boogaloo"

Mel Gibson begins work on "Passion II: Electric Boogaloo"

With Mel Gibson's film "The Passion of the Christ" just opening, Gibson announced this morning that he has already begun work on the sequel.
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Funny story: Campaign shocker: Drudge Report breaks news of Kerry affair with Matt Drudge - story quickly pulled

Campaign shocker: Drudge Report breaks news of Kerry affair with Matt Drudge - story quickly pulled

In a potentially campaign-ending accusation, it has been reported that presidential candidate John Kerry has had an extramarital affair with Matt Drudge.
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Funny story: George Will to publish book of children's stories

George Will to publish book of children's stories

Conservative commentator and author George Will has announced that he is in the midst of publishing a book of classic children's stories.
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Funny story: California's Ninth Circuit Court outlaws opposite sex marriages

California's Ninth Circuit Court outlaws opposite sex marriages

California's Ninth Circuit Court is once again causing controversy, this time for ruling that opposite sex marriages cannot be recognized in the states which are under the court's jurisdiction.
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