(South Carolina) -- Hillary Clinton has emerged as the leading presidential contender among 8 declared Democratic candidates in the first debate of this 19- month (Jezuz!) election season. Big losers were John Edwards and Barack Obama. Edwards'...
(New York, New York) -- Opposites really do attract. Billionaire developer, media star, and serial monogamist Donald Trump, has announced that comedian turned talk show host and "infant terrible" Rosie O'Donnell will carry his child.
(Executive Branch) -- Karl Rove, Political Consellor to President George W Bush and often referred to over the years as Bush's Brain (Bush's Liver, Herb Peterson, took early retirement with medical leave), has been served another subpoena, a...
(The 8th Ring of Hades) -- The Prince of Darkness (I-Darkness) and Richard B A Dick Cheney (R-Wyoming) have announced they will mount a campaign for the presidency of the United States. It is believed to be the first Father & Son Ticket although Joh...
(Planet Washington) -- A White House intern in the Bush White House has blown a whopper bigger than that made infamous by Monica Lewinsky, intern of Clinton era fame. Sweet Polly Purebread has revealed to several reporters at a downtown DC watering...
(TV Land) -- This evening's airing of the Daily Show with Jon Stewart on Comedy Central Network, the nation's top rated news network, revealed a frustrated, rambling, drooling, incoherent John McCain who revealed himself to be THE MANCHURIAN...
(Foggy Bottom, Planet Washington) -- Secretary of State Condoleeza "Wild" Rice, workout partner number one, was overheard at the recent White House Correspondents' dinner featuring the late Rich Little (R-Embalmed): "....my favori...
(Planet Washington) -- In sworn testimony before a House Committee today, a US Army Ranger testified that he was ordered to lie about the circumstances of a fellow soldier's death. Another soldier who was publicized by the Army as a female Rambo...
(Hell) -- Dead Iraqi Tyrant Saddam Hussein has issued a statement decrying the destruction of his country by President George W Bush (22 months to obscurity). It is true all they said about me, the disappearing opponents, the occasional beheadings,...
(Where The Sun Don't Shine) -- The "head" of President for 22 more months George W Bush Department of War Plans & Reconstruction, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Halliburton, has emerged from his office for a rare glimpse of his planning t...
(South Lawn) -- George W Bush, President for 22 more months, railed against the Congress for daring to question his supremacy, as he lleft for a photo op in Harlem to show he cares and that the perfectly-named No Child Left Behind PR campaign masquer...
(Hell) -- Dead tyrant Cpl. A. Hitler (Homeland Guard Reserve) has decried President George W Bush's rhetoric against the elected members of the United States government and W's proposed erection of a blast wall around Congress as "the fi...
(South Lawn) -- Borrowing a lesson from Iraq, and from his Immigration policy with Mexico, President for 22 Months More George W Bush has proposed the erection of a 6' concrete reinforced steel wall around Capitol Hill to contain Democrats and ot...
(NYC) - The umpteenth annual celebration of earth day was yesterday we are informed. Earth Day, started in 1969 as an environmental celebration and a day off of school, has lingered on as a day for aging hipppies to note on their certain decline to m...
(Georgetown, DC) -- A Washington, DC man had a date last night with a woman. Confirmed with witnesses at the Warner Theater where comic George Carlin was performing and at a nearby restaurant, it is believed to be this first such siting in at least 1...
(Mall) -- Alec Baldwin, actor, F.A.G. Father of the Year, and answering machine "terminator," has inked a deal with Verizon network to become the Voice of Verizon. The anger-prone actor, father, and ex husband of Kim Bassinger (Jeeeeeezuz)...
(Duty Free, Dulles Int'l Airport) -- World Bank President & PimpDaddy Paul "The Wolf" Wolfowitz has routinely put lovers, girlfriends, and one night stands on the payroll of The World Bank.
(The Mall) -- In an exclusive for TheSpoof.com and in what advertising and marketing executives say has got to be THE worst marketing blunder in modern history, a part time employee of a Victoria's Secret at the Tyson's Corner Mall in Vienna,...