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Funny story:  Hillary Dominates Seven Men, Vows Retaliation

Hillary Dominates Seven Men, Vows Retaliation

(South Carolina) -- Hillary Clinton has emerged as the leading presidential contender among 8 declared Democratic candidates in the first debate of this 19- month (Jezuz!) election season. Big losers were John Edwards and Barack Obama. Edwards'...
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Funny story:  Rosie O'Donnell To Have Donald Trump's Baby

Rosie O'Donnell To Have Donald Trump's Baby

(New York, New York) -- Opposites really do attract. Billionaire developer, media star, and serial monogamist Donald Trump, has announced that comedian turned talk show host and "infant terrible" Rosie O'Donnell will carry his child.
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Funny story:  Karl Rove To Be Indicted

Karl Rove To Be Indicted

(Executive Branch) -- Karl Rove, Political Consellor to President George W Bush and often referred to over the years as Bush's Brain (Bush's Liver, Herb Peterson, took early retirement with medical leave), has been served another subpoena, a...
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Funny story:  Satan & Cheney in 2008: A Father & Son Ticket

Satan & Cheney in 2008: A Father & Son Ticket

(The 8th Ring of Hades) -- The Prince of Darkness (I-Darkness) and Richard B A Dick Cheney (R-Wyoming) have announced they will mount a campaign for the presidency of the United States. It is believed to be the first Father & Son Ticket although Joh...
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Funny story:  Bush War Plan Revealed: Hang On Til Election, Let Democrats Lose

Bush War Plan Revealed: Hang On Til Election, Let Democrats Lose

(Planet Washington) -- A White House intern in the Bush White House has blown a whopper bigger than that made infamous by Monica Lewinsky, intern of Clinton era fame. Sweet Polly Purebread has revealed to several reporters at a downtown DC watering...
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Funny story:  John McCain Goes Manchurian on Daily Show

John McCain Goes Manchurian on Daily Show

(TV Land) -- This evening's airing of the Daily Show with Jon Stewart on Comedy Central Network, the nation's top rated news network, revealed a frustrated, rambling, drooling, incoherent John McCain who revealed himself to be THE MANCHURIAN...
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Funny story:  Mushroom Cloud?  I said Mushroom Soup!

Mushroom Cloud? I said Mushroom Soup!

(Foggy Bottom, Planet Washington) -- Secretary of State Condoleeza "Wild" Rice, workout partner number one, was overheard at the recent White House Correspondents' dinner featuring the late Rich Little (R-Embalmed): "....my favori...
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Funny story:  War Heroes Tell Congress: We Were Ordered To Lie

War Heroes Tell Congress: We Were Ordered To Lie

(Planet Washington) -- In sworn testimony before a House Committee today, a US Army Ranger testified that he was ordered to lie about the circumstances of a fellow soldier's death. Another soldier who was publicized by the Army as a female Rambo...
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Funny story:  Saddam Hussein to Bush: What Have You Done To My Country!?

Saddam Hussein to Bush: What Have You Done To My Country!?

(Hell) -- Dead Iraqi Tyrant Saddam Hussein has issued a statement decrying the destruction of his country by President George W Bush (22 months to obscurity). It is true all they said about me, the disappearing opponents, the occasional beheadings,...
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Funny story:  Bush's Head of War & Reconstruction Plans Introduced

Bush's Head of War & Reconstruction Plans Introduced

(Where The Sun Don't Shine) -- The "head" of President for 22 more months George W Bush Department of War Plans & Reconstruction, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Halliburton, has emerged from his office for a rare glimpse of his planning t...
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Funny story:  Bush: American People Did NOT Vote For Failure, But They Got ME Anyway

Bush: American People Did NOT Vote For Failure, But They Got ME Anyway

(South Lawn) -- George W Bush, President for 22 more months, railed against the Congress for daring to question his supremacy, as he lleft for a photo op in Harlem to show he cares and that the perfectly-named No Child Left Behind PR campaign masquer...
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Funny story:  Bush Ripping Off Mein Best Ideas, Final Solution

Bush Ripping Off Mein Best Ideas, Final Solution

(Hell) -- Dead tyrant Cpl. A. Hitler (Homeland Guard Reserve) has decried President George W Bush's rhetoric against the elected members of the United States government and W's proposed erection of a blast wall around Congress as "the fi...
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Funny story:  Lessons of Iraq: Bush Erection Campaign - Build Blast Wall Around Congress

Lessons of Iraq: Bush Erection Campaign - Build Blast Wall Around Congress

(South Lawn) -- Borrowing a lesson from Iraq, and from his Immigration policy with Mexico, President for 22 Months More George W Bush has proposed the erection of a 6' concrete reinforced steel wall around Capitol Hill to contain Democrats and ot...
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Funny story:  Earth Day Annually Ignored By Millions

Earth Day Annually Ignored By Millions

(NYC) - The umpteenth annual celebration of earth day was yesterday we are informed. Earth Day, started in 1969 as an environmental celebration and a day off of school, has lingered on as a day for aging hipppies to note on their certain decline to m...
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Funny story:  Washington, DC Man Has A Date - With A Woman

Washington, DC Man Has A Date - With A Woman

(Georgetown, DC) -- A Washington, DC man had a date last night with a woman. Confirmed with witnesses at the Warner Theater where comic George Carlin was performing and at a nearby restaurant, it is believed to be this first such siting in at least 1...
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Funny story:  Alec Baldwin Coming To Your F*cking Answering Machine

Alec Baldwin Coming To Your F*cking Answering Machine

(Mall) -- Alec Baldwin, actor, F.A.G. Father of the Year, and answering machine "terminator," has inked a deal with Verizon network to become the Voice of Verizon. The anger-prone actor, father, and ex husband of Kim Bassinger (Jeeeeeezuz)...
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Funny story:  Wolfowitz Lovers Go "Round The World" at Bank

Wolfowitz Lovers Go "Round The World" at Bank

(Duty Free, Dulles Int'l Airport) -- World Bank President & PimpDaddy Paul "The Wolf" Wolfowitz has routinely put lovers, girlfriends, and one night stands on the payroll of The World Bank.
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Funny story:  Victoria's Secret Revealed

Victoria's Secret Revealed

(The Mall) -- In an exclusive for TheSpoof.com and in what advertising and marketing executives say has got to be THE worst marketing blunder in modern history, a part time employee of a Victoria's Secret at the Tyson's Corner Mall in Vienna,...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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