Virgin Trains have issued a warning to all travelers, telling them not to head north for Christmas. They said "severe disruption" would hit services over the Christmas season due to engineering work being carried out on main routes between...
English football is reeling today After the sacking of head coach Steve McClaren, following the England team's woeful performance, failing to qualify for Euro 2008.
Buckingham palace has issued a statement that Prince Harry could serve in serve in Afghanistan.
Jade Goody, celebrity unemployable idiot, continues her spectacular fall from grace with reports that she has gone wild and is living in a makeshift tent in Epping Forest.
Pope Benedict XVI has brought to an end the 800 year old concept of limbo, following a theological study, the Vatican has announced.
The Russian Federation is in turmoil today after it was announced from the Kremlin that former president Boris Yeltsin has died at the age of 76.
Pharmaceutical giant Boots the Chemist has today denied claims that they are using underhand methods to attract customers.
Britain continues its love fest with Shilpa Shetty. In a desperate bid to prove that we are not all bigoted, racist bullies, plans where unveiled today for a theme park dedicated to the sexy bollywood star and winner of Celebrity Big Brother 2007.
The Oxford English Dictionary, arbiter of correct usage in the English language, is to remove the phrase "Excuse me" declaring it to be officially obsolete.
The Royal Shakespeare Company's 2007 autumn season is to include a new production of Macbeth at it's Stratford-upon-Avon home.
In a shock announcement from the Doctor Who prduction office, it has been revealed that Billie Piper is to return to the programme AS THE DOCTOR!...
Simon Cowell, supremo of the X-Factor TV show has finally announced who is to join him on the panel of judges for the next series following the sacking of Louis Walsh. It is to be none other than Irish Prime Minister, Bertie Ahern.
Londoners today faced the end of traditional front gardens in the wake of a new initiative from London Mayor Ken Livingstone.
Soon to be former Prime Minister, Tony Blair, today unveiled plans to launch his own brand of toothpaste.
A collection of rare stenches was sold at auction on April 2nd 2007 for a record £1.8 million. Auctioneers Southeby's, of New Bond street London, are said to be amazed. A spokesman for the company said: "We can hardly believe it. Never b...
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