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Don't Go North

Funny story: Don't Go North

Virgin Trains have issued a warning to all travelers, telling them not to head north for Christmas. They said "severe disruption" would hit services over the Christmas season due to engineering work being carried out on main routes between...

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New England Boss named

Funny story: New England Boss named

English football is reeling today After the sacking of head coach Steve McClaren, following the England team's woeful performance, failing to qualify for Euro 2008.

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Harry May Serve In Afghanistan

Funny story: Harry May Serve In Afghanistan

Buckingham palace has issued a statement that Prince Harry could serve in serve in Afghanistan.

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Jade Goody - Wild Woman Of The Woods!

Funny story: Jade Goody - Wild Woman Of The Woods!

Jade Goody, celebrity unemployable idiot, continues her spectacular fall from grace with reports that she has gone wild and is living in a makeshift tent in Epping Forest.

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No more Limbo For The Pope

Funny story: No more Limbo For The Pope

Pope Benedict XVI has brought to an end the 800 year old concept of limbo, following a theological study, the Vatican has announced.

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Death of Boris Yeltsin Triggers Russian Economic Collapse

Funny story: Death of Boris Yeltsin Triggers Russian Economic Collapse

The Russian Federation is in turmoil today after it was announced from the Kremlin that former president Boris Yeltsin has died at the age of 76.

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Boots Accused Of "High Street Chemical Warfare"

Funny story: Boots Accused Of "High Street Chemical Warfare"

Pharmaceutical giant Boots the Chemist has today denied claims that they are using underhand methods to attract customers.

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Come To Shettyland!

Funny story: Come To Shettyland!

Britain continues its love fest with Shilpa Shetty. In a desperate bid to prove that we are not all bigoted, racist bullies, plans where unveiled today for a theme park dedicated to the sexy bollywood star and winner of Celebrity Big Brother 2007.

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"Excuse Me, It's Dead." Say Experts

Funny story: "Excuse Me, It's Dead." Say Experts

The Oxford English Dictionary, arbiter of correct usage in the English language, is to remove the phrase "Excuse me" declaring it to be officially obsolete.

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"What's My Motivation, Victoria?"

Funny story: "What's My Motivation, Victoria?"

The Royal Shakespeare Company's 2007 autumn season is to include a new production of Macbeth at it's Stratford-upon-Avon home.

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Billie Piper - Going Back To The Tardis!

Funny story: Billie Piper - Going Back To The Tardis!

In a shock announcement from the Doctor Who prduction office, it has been revealed that Billie Piper is to return to the programme AS THE DOCTOR!...

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X-Facter Judge To Replace Louis Walsh Announced

Funny story: X-Facter Judge To Replace Louis Walsh Announced

Simon Cowell, supremo of the X-Factor TV show has finally announced who is to join him on the panel of judges for the next series following the sacking of Louis Walsh. It is to be none other than Irish Prime Minister, Bertie Ahern.

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Recycling Means End Of London Front Gardens

Funny story: Recycling Means End Of London Front Gardens

Londoners today faced the end of traditional front gardens in the wake of a new initiative from London Mayor Ken Livingstone.

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Tony Blair Set To Cleen Up With Own Brand Toothpaste!

Funny story: Tony Blair Set To Cleen Up With Own Brand Toothpaste!

Soon to be former Prime Minister, Tony Blair, today unveiled plans to launch his own brand of toothpaste.

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Stench Collection Makes Record Price at Auction

Funny story: Stench Collection Makes Record Price at Auction

A collection of rare stenches was sold at auction on April 2nd 2007 for a record £1.8 million. Auctioneers Southeby's, of New Bond street London, are said to be amazed. A spokesman for the company said: "We can hardly believe it. Never b...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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