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Obama... Ordinary like us.Yesterday, President Obama was refused entry into a restaurant for not wearing a tie and later fined for double parking and... ordered to return his library books... and thrown off a tram...and...
Xander Harris arrested in Boise, IDSelf-described "vampire slayer wannabe" Xander Harris was arrested in a Boise hotel lobby for trying to "stake" guests while babbling "incoherently" about someone named Buffy who, "told me to do it."
Jennifer Aniston: "I was up to the job"Before she became famous as the Girl Next Door Who Is Most Likely To, actress Jennifer Aniston earned her living servicing johns. "The porcelain ones," she clarified, "not the horny kind."
Democratic National Committee chair predicts "landslide victory"DNC chair Debbie Wasserman-Schultz predicts a "landslide victory" in next month's midterm elections. "The Republicans are going to win big time!" she said.
Police baffled by mysterious findPolice searching for a missing woman found the remains of a human female that closely resemble her. Mystified, the head of the Missing Persons Bureau admits, "Now, we don't know what to do."
Cruise ship Ebola free--this timeA health worker who potentially put the 4,000 passengers aboard a Carousel Cruise Lines ship at risk for Ebola tested negative. "Next time," she said, "I will try harder."
Not True That the Vice President's Son Was Kicked Out of NavyHunter Biden, Vice-President Joe Biden's youngest son, was not dishonorably discharged from the Navy due to taking cocaine. It was because he quit because of the low quality of the drugs, said Biden.
Obummer's latest Ebola "protocol"Reacting to criticism of his administration's handling of the Ebola crisis, Obummer has announced plans to dispatch "swat teams" armed with flyswatters to combat the disease wherever it next appears.
Bill Murray to Do a Sequel to Groundhog Day: Bill Murray to Do a Sequel to Groundhog DayBill Murray has announced that he will do a sequel to Groundhog's Day. Bill Murray has announced that he will do a sequel to Groundhog's Day.
Martha Stewart on Gweneth Paltrow's need to change lifestyle brand nameAfter visiting Gweneth Paltrow's lifestyle advice blog, Goop, Martha Stewart advised her would-be competitor to rename it. "A more fitting title," Stewart fumed, "would be Poop."
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