President Bush's announcement that he will immediately pull all US soldiers out of Iraq was met with thunderous applause from the entire Congress. That applause, however, was to be short lived.
Celebrities and other Hollywood elite have been carted to as long as there has been a Hollywood. Clothing designers, car companies, even food companies, have all lined up to produce special items to carter to the Hollywood elite. Now a new company...
In a statement that surprised no one, Starbucks freely admitted to being a Mafia. What they had to say next surprised even top market analysist. Starbucks plans to use their coffee Mafia to their advantage.
Indianapolis Motor Speedway- Fans reacted with mixed emotions today as it was announced that major changes to the Indy 500 will take place just months before the actual race. Some reacted with joy that the sport will undergo changes that will make i...
Arizona- The small town of Burg has only 3,500 souls dreaming away under its hot dessert sun. That's not a very impressive number until you dig a little deeper. It's then that you find out that 95% of that population is homosexual.
Hazlewood, MO- In this well to due suburb of St. Louis, everyone thought they were safe from terrorism. Thanks to Billy Smith, they still are.
Scientists working on a joint team from the Centers for Disease control and the EPA have announced a shocking find concerning cancer. California is the cause of at least 90% of all cancer in the U.S.
Vatican City- Today the Pope was shocked to recieve a letter from the Wiccans who usually keep to themselves. He was even more shocked when he opened it. Inside was a single page with but one paragraph on it.
Washington, D.C. - At a Presidential press conference today, Bush announced to confused reporters that he will run for re-election. When one reporter asked the President if he couldn't count to two, Bush laughed and then had that reporter beaten...
Even though she isn't officially running for election in 2008 yet, Hillary Clinton is already locking in votes from a key group of voters. Her target audience? Feminists.
Berlin, Germany- This week environmental scientists at a world convention on global warming announced a shocking discovery they have.
AmerenIP is the major supplier of power for much of the Southwestern portion of Illinois. It is also one of the most unlucky companies of 2006 and early 2007.
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