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Bush Makes Papal Faux Pas

Funny story: Bush Makes Papal Faux Pas

President Bush drew gasps at the Vatican on Saturday by referring to Pope Benedict XVI as "Mr. Pope" instead of the expected "His Holiness," according to reporters.

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Bush Pardons Paris Hilton

Funny story: Bush Pardons Paris Hilton

After pressure from many Republicans to pardon Scooter Libby, President Bush has settled on Paris Hilton instead.

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Mary Cheney Gives Birth to Hal Burton

Funny story: Mary Cheney Gives Birth to Hal Burton

Dick Cheney's daughter, Mary, has given birth to a baby boy whom she is planning to bring up with her long-time lesbian partner, Heather Poe.

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Alberto Gonzales to Head World Bank

Funny story: Alberto Gonzales to Head World Bank

In response to mounting pressure from both sides of the political spectrum, President Bush has asked Alberto Gonzales to step down as Attorney General.

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Falwell's Flock Follows Ted Haggard to New Church

In the event of Jerry Falwell's death, many of his followers have decided to follow Ted Haggard to his new 'Church of the Unbiased Pious.'...

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Queen Not Amused at Bush's Fart Joke

Funny story: Queen Not Amused at Bush's Fart Joke

A source inside the White House said that in honor of the Queen's visit, the President saved his best fart joke for their white-tie state dinner. The President's mother, Barbara Bush, in attendance, apologized afterwards to Her Majesty and sa...

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Rove and Cheney Say Mother Nature Just Going Through 'The Change'

Funny story: Rove and Cheney Say Mother Nature Just Going Through 'The Change'

Karl Rove and Dick Cheney have teamed up against Sheryl Crow and Laurie David to attack their heated position on global warming.

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Bush Renounces the Bible

Funny story: Bush Renounces the Bible

Due to disappointing results from the war in Iraq, President Bush said that he will no longer use the Bible to guide his foreign policy.

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Katie Couric's Writer Uses More Exclamation Points Than Necessary

Funny story: Katie Couric's Writer Uses More Exclamation Points Than Necessary

CBS executives are attempting to dispel rumors that the writer for the Evening News is required to overpunctuate Katie Couric's news scripts with a plethora of exclamation points and other personality-inducing cues.

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Bush Opts for Impeachment

Funny story: Bush Opts for Impeachment

It is purported that if forced to choose, the President would prefer impeachment over resignation since he would be eligible to collect unemployment compensation.

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Schwarzenegger Trades in Hummer for Unicycle

Funny story: Schwarzenegger Trades in Hummer for Unicycle

In an overture to reduce the greenhouse gases that cause global warming, California Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, has traded in his Hummer for a unicycle.

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White House Chef Tired of Cooking for Immature Palate

Funny story: White House Chef Tired of Cooking for Immature Palate

After working for a panoply of kings, queens, sultans and prime ministers, the White House chef said his talents are going to waste with his current employer.

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Mattress Sales Rise Due to Growing Distrust in Future

Funny story: Mattress Sales Rise Due to Growing Distrust in Future

As a result of the public's growing distrust in the future of social security, the world's financial markets and America's imminent bankruptcy, due to the Bush administration's overzealous war spending, mattress sales are reportedly s...

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George Tenet Says Reason for War was a Charade

Funny story: George Tenet Says Reason for War was a Charade

Former CIA director, George Tenet, has lashed out against Vice President Dick Cheney in a new book, accusing him of egging him on into making the case that Iraq had WMD.

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Betty Ford Center Opens New Sanjaya Wing

Funny story: Betty Ford Center Opens New Sanjaya Wing

A spokesperson for the Betty Ford Center has announced the opening of the new Sanjaya wing, devoted to young people of questionable, still-burgeoning talent who are catapulted into a position of wealth and fame without cultivating the coping skills r...

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Bush Tells the People of Darfur to Go Shopping

Funny story: Bush Tells the People of Darfur to Go Shopping

In the wake of a gross humanitarian catastrophe, President Bush told the people of Darfur that the best way to resolve their situation is to go shopping.

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Monica Lewinski Drafted for 2008 Presidential Election

Funny story: Monica Lewinski Drafted for 2008 Presidential Election

According to an undisclosed source, the Republican National Committee has offered Monica Lewinski a seven-figure deal to appear in negative attack ads that will target Hillary Clinton in the 2008 presidential election.

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Cheney Resumes Normal Schedule After Blood Clot Gets High Marks

Funny story: Cheney Resumes Normal Schedule After Blood Clot Gets High Marks

Doctors said the blood clot in Vice President Cheney's left leg is slowly getting smaller, according to a spokeswoman.

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