Washington, DC (Monday, 28 June 2004):...
Washington DC, and Afghanistan, perhaps (12 Apr 2004): In her appearance before the 9/11 Commission last week, US National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice testified that the 06 August 2001 Presidential Daily Briefing (PDB) was merely &quo...
Washington, DC (8 Apr 2004): Faced with rapidly mounting troop losses in Iraq, the Pentagon has announced that it plans to deploy thousands of "Super-Soldiers" to quell the growing resistance to the American occupation.
Washington, DC: The number of casualties in Iraq grows every day, as the resistance to the American occupation continues.
Washington DC: The Bush Administration announced today that it intends to "Wipe Out HIV-AIDS" (WOHA) by November 2004.
Washington, DC: Following the forcible ouster of Haitian President Jean Bertrand Aristide by American military forces, United States Secretary of State Colin Powell announced that the U.S. and France have formally patched up diplomatic rela...
Now that the number of U.S. soldiers killed in Iraq since the March 20 invasion has topped 500, the Pentagon has announced an enhanced version of its "stop-loss" policy to minimize troop losses during the occupation.
The discovery of mad cow disease in Washington state has had predictable results. Since the U.S. Department of Agriculture's December 23 announcement of the discovery of an infected cow, more than two dozen countries have banned U.S. beef import...
Washington DC: Responding to worldwide criticism of its environmental policies, the Bush Administration has announced a new public information and awareness campaign entitled "Beyond Kyoto: A New Look At Global Warming."...
Close on the heels of the worldwide SARS scare, and with the country battling a burgeoning influenza epidemic, the U.S. Center for Disease Control has released the results of its investigation of a mysterious ailment appearing in many states.
In the wake of news that mad cow disease has been discovered in Washington state, reports are appearing all over the United States of other disturbing conditions among domesticated animals.
Buoyed by the success of his recent speaking tour promoting the USA PATRIOT Act, U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft is taking the theatre world and American public opinion by storm with a new smash hit musical revue entitled "Our Brave New Worl...
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