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US Mulls Name Change For Iraq

Funny story: US Mulls Name Change For Iraq

Washington, DC (Monday, 28 June 2004):...

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Osama Bin Laden Apologizes For Vagueness Of Threats

Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Apologizes For Vagueness Of Threats

Washington DC, and Afghanistan, perhaps (12 Apr 2004): In her appearance before the 9/11 Commission last week, US National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice testified that the 06 August 2001 Presidential Daily Briefing (PDB) was merely &quo...

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Pentagon To Deploy "Super-Soldiers" In Iraq

Funny story: Pentagon To Deploy "Super-Soldiers" In Iraq

Washington, DC (8 Apr 2004): Faced with rapidly mounting troop losses in Iraq, the Pentagon has announced that it plans to deploy thousands of "Super-Soldiers" to quell the growing resistance to the American occupation.

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White House Calls Iraq "Birthplace of the Anti-Christ"

Funny story: White House Calls Iraq "Birthplace of the Anti-Christ"

Washington, DC: The number of casualties in Iraq grows every day, as the resistance to the American occupation continues.

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White House Reveals Program To Wipe Out HIV-AIDS

Funny story: White House Reveals Program To Wipe Out HIV-AIDS

Washington DC: The Bush Administration announced today that it intends to "Wipe Out HIV-AIDS" (WOHA) by November 2004.

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U.S. Announces New Franco-American Alliance

Funny story: U.S. Announces New Franco-American Alliance

Washington, DC: Following the forcible ouster of Haitian President Jean Bertrand Aristide by American military forces, United States Secretary of State Colin Powell announced that the U.S. and France have formally patched up diplomatic rela...

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Pentagon Announces Stop-Loss Policy Enhancements

Funny story: Pentagon Announces Stop-Loss Policy Enhancements

Now that the number of U.S. soldiers killed in Iraq since the March 20 invasion has topped 500, the Pentagon has announced an enhanced version of its "stop-loss" policy to minimize troop losses during the occupation.

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USDA Debunks Mad Cow Myths

Funny story: USDA Debunks Mad Cow Myths

The discovery of mad cow disease in Washington state has had predictable results. Since the U.S. Department of Agriculture's December 23 announcement of the discovery of an infected cow, more than two dozen countries have banned U.S. beef import...

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White House Unveils Global Warming PR Campaign

Funny story: White House Unveils Global Warming PR Campaign

Washington DC: Responding to worldwide criticism of its environmental policies, the Bush Administration has announced a new public information and awareness campaign entitled "Beyond Kyoto: A New Look At Global Warming."...

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U.S. Seized By NUTS

Funny story: U.S. Seized By NUTS

Close on the heels of the worldwide SARS scare, and with the country battling a burgeoning influenza epidemic, the U.S. Center for Disease Control has released the results of its investigation of a mysterious ailment appearing in many states.

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Animal Madness Erupts Nationwide

Funny story: Animal Madness Erupts Nationwide

In the wake of news that mad cow disease has been discovered in Washington state, reports are appearing all over the United States of other disturbing conditions among domesticated animals.

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Ashcroft Musical Revue Wows Broadway

Funny story: Ashcroft Musical Revue Wows Broadway

Buoyed by the success of his recent speaking tour promoting the USA PATRIOT Act, U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft is taking the theatre world and American public opinion by storm with a new smash hit musical revue entitled "Our Brave New Worl...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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