In a recent development in the life of some random nerd, the human race is being put on trial for a sum of $5,000,000,000,000,000 for pain and suffering of the above stated nerd. This nerd's name is Lucasilism Szarkowsickle. Szarkowsickle claims...
Cat owners everywhere are stunned to find out that their playful felines are actually magnetic. A recent Harvard medical study, Maine Coon cats have been proven magnetic. "We were really, really surprized by the results of the tests. To think t...
On Tuesday, March 27, 2007, Lucky Charms will sponsor the national sugar induced freak out for ADD At three a.m. PST, an estimated 350 people will eat seven bowls of sugar coated Lucky Charms and then freak out from the sugar rush to follow. "I...
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