Outbreaks of bacterial and viral diseases have spurred the U.S. Public Health Service officials to close the dugouts in all Major League Baseball stadiums. Technician's retrieved samples of saliva- laden drinking cups, chewing gum and tobacco that w...
In order to placate the American public's fear that medical aid is not high on his agenda, President George W. Bush has issued the following statement.
Speaking from inside the Yaoundé Intel Basketball Arena in the capitol city of Cameroon, a spokesman for the Baka pygmy tribe addressed a gathering of American sports writers. The following is the verbatim transcript taken at that meeting.
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