Seattle 3/12 - Local pizza delivery driver Trent Jones doubled the value of his 1988 Yugo when, through a mistake at the pump, he used premium gasoline to fill the tank.
Seattle: 9/25/06 - After years of being hidden away beneath oversized sweatshirts and blouses, the cleavage of local human resources director Lynette Bryant has recently made strides to overcome a fear of public exposure.
Seattle 10/1 - Local geek and computer programmer Tommy Jameson admitted today that he believes that the most attractive woman on television is, in fact, the animated spokeswoman for Esurance.
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