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Funny story: Miss Muscley Girl USA

Miss Muscley Girl USA

Quite a tussle at the Miss Muscley Girl contest, held once again in the prestigious Bananna Slims Casino and Car Title Loan megaplex near UTurn Nevada. In what is being called a steroid induced rage, Pammie Thighcramps beat up three fellow contest...
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Funny story: Hamster Reagan

Hamster Reagan

Reinegold Prius who replaced Remington Steele as Republican National Committee Chairman today announced his own candidate for the republican nominee for President of the United States - Hamster Reagan. Expressing bewilderment and some fear over th...
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Funny story: Monkey Movement

Monkey Movement

An Icelandic naturalist and a travel agent stunned the reading public last Friday when the jointly announced in the NoSun Tribune, Reykjavik, Iceland, that Japanese Snow Monkeys are Migratory. Bjorn Herecomestheson, a noted naturalist in Iceland f...
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Funny story: Moose sues

Moose sues

Para Sailin is being sued. One of the three attorneys in Alaska have brought suit against the on again, off again politician and general pain in the moose ass non governor of Alaska. On behalf of the now dead moose, Lawyer, Actual Hunter has broug...
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Funny story: It's The End of the World, again

It's The End of the World, again

Eighty nine year old Howie "Let's Go" Camping, a Christian with his own radio show said today the world is coming to an end. It's the rapture, when all the right thinking people go to heaven and Jesus comes back to earth to kick a little sinner as...
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Funny story: Thanks but No Thanks

Thanks but No Thanks

Just to see the republican party go insane, the President of the United States offered up a non binding resolution that would lend aid to Native Americans. As expected, Nan Coulter,a quiet, temperate republican blew a gasket and said the President...
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Funny story: The Court Orders...drinks all around!

The Court Orders...drinks all around!

The United States Supreme Court, now a subsidiary of Haliburton found a whole new meaning for the term judicial activism this weekend when supreme court chief justice Robots was spotted by Ew! entertainment news carousing poolside in Cabo. Drunk a...
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Funny story: Pork Barrel Polka

Pork Barrel Polka

In a secret gathering held in a ballroom beneath the capitol building last night, Senator Ann Whatatush, republican from the state of Kansas was awarded a one million dollar prize, mismanaged out of the defense budget, for the years best pork barrel...
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Funny story: The majority strikes back

The majority strikes back

Senate majority leader, democrat Bea Quiet today introduced a bill stating that all republican names are in-spellable and should be left off all ballots in the future. The Bill also states that it will be retro active and applied to the last elec...
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Funny story: Bullet Train through Kansas

Bullet Train through Kansas

Kansas Governor Moe Grain announced today the beginning of construction of a 350 mile per hour Bullet train that will run the breadth of Kansas from the state capitol in the east, Topeka, all the way to the Colorado border in the west. Citing a de...
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Funny story: T and A testing

T and A testing

Legal shrapnel is still flying in the affairs of the finally buried Anna Nicole Smith.
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Funny story: President Declares Victory

President Declares Victory

White House Press Secretary, Tony Snowjob told the White House press corp. this morning that the remarks made just minutes before by the President were the result of jet lag due to his week long date with his wife where they traveled to south and cen...
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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