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"There is life on Mars" New Research Claims!

Funny story: "There is life on Mars" New Research Claims!

Intelligent Life Exists on Mars Claims NASA Scientist.

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Intelligent Life Exists on Mars Article in Science Claims.

Funny story: Intelligent Life Exists on Mars Article in Science Claims.

A paper to be published today in the prestigious journal Nature claims to prove intelligent life exists on Mars. The paper, written by a team of scientists led by Dr. James Hansen of NASA, claims that the melting of the Martian polar...

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Imus Indignation Inflames Idiots

Funny story: Imus Indignation Inflames Idiots

The firing of veteran shock jock Don Imus by CBS radio has ignited a firestorm of protests by idiots throughout the United States and the world.

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Prestigeous Humor Website NSA Sting Operation.

According to a classified document obtained by our investigative reporter, the prestigious humor website TheSpoof.com is a covert sting operation run by the National Security Agency (NSA) to out opponents of the The Sheik Formerly Kn...

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"Tough Sailing Ahead For Microsoft," Says Chairman Gates. Cites Lack Of Intellectual Property To Pirate.

Funny story: "Tough Sailing Ahead For Microsoft," Says Chairman Gates. Cites Lack Of Intellectual Property To Pirate.

"Microsoft is marching through rough waters," said a somber but belligerent William Gates, founder and principle shareholder of Microsoft at the annual shareholders' meeting held today in the Peoples Hall Of Friendly Progressive Socia...

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Gorintologists Deny Manipulating TheSpoof.com Ratings: Claim They Only Want To Stamp Out Articles Critical Of Their Religion.

Funny story: Gorintologists Deny Manipulating TheSpoof.com Ratings: Claim They Only Want To Stamp Out Articles Critical Of Their Religion.

A secret email obtained today by the prestigious TheSpoof.com reveals a shocking conspiracy involving members of the Church of Gorintology to successfully manipulated the ratings of articles published in the prestigious TheSp...

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ESPN Error Replaces Figure Skating Broadcast With Test Pattern: Viewership Quadruples.

Funny story: ESPN Error Replaces Figure Skating Broadcast With Test Pattern: Viewership Quadruples.

A programming error last night caused ESPN's broadcast of the World Figure Skating Championship to be replaced with a test pattern. Even more shocking was the quadrupling of Viewership for ESPN during this time slot.

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Humor Writers Not Mass Murders Claims New Study Of Prestigious Humor Website.

Funny story: Humor Writers Not Mass Murders Claims New Study Of Prestigious Humor Website.

An article to be published Monday in the prestigious Del Rio Journal Of Abnormal Psychology,authored by a team of researchers led by Dr. Caleb Baker, Chairman of the Department of Human and Animal Psychology, and Social Work at the Universit...

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Soros Shocker: Billionaire Financier Buys Democratic National Committee For $7.5 Billion In Unmarked Bills.

Funny story: Soros Shocker: Billionaire Financier Buys Democratic National Committee For $7.5 Billion In Unmarked Bills.

In a move that is likely to trigger a sea change in American politics, Terrence R. McAuliffe, Chair of the Democratic National Committee (DNC), announced in press conference today that it had been acquired by George soros for $7.5 billion in unmarke...

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"Polar Bears Cheated At Jeopardy," Claims Congressmen Hinchey. His Committee To Investigate Jeopardy For Rigging Contest Between Democrats and Polar Bears.

Funny story: "Polar Bears Cheated At Jeopardy," Claims Congressmen Hinchey. His Committee To Investigate Jeopardy For Rigging Contest Between Democrats and Polar Bears.

Addressing an empty phone booth in the basement of the Smithsonian Institution, Congressman Maurice Hinchey (Democrat: Mental Asylum of New York State) asserted that his Committee on Fairness In Media and Alien Children Living Among Us

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March 23, 1944 --Today In History. House Cuts Funding To American Troops In Europe.

Funny story: March 23, 1944 --Today In History. House Cuts Funding To American Troops In Europe.

In a shocking setback to the war plans of President Franklin Delano Roosevelt, a rebellious House of Representatives passed the Pelosi-Bormann bill that will cut off all funds to American troops in Europe by September 1, 1944.

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NASA's Hansen Admits Calculation Errors In Global Warming Research

Funny story: NASA's Hansen Admits Calculation Errors In Global Warming Research

NASA scientist and Global Warming alarmist Dr. James E. Hansen shocked the Republican members of the Senate Environment and Pubic Works Committee, chaired by Senator Barbara Boxer (Democrat: Peoples Republic of California), by admitting that all of...

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Edwards Campaign gets Big Boost From Wife's Illness: Clinton And Obama Ponder Next Move.

Funny story: Edwards Campaign gets Big Boost From Wife's Illness: Clinton And Obama Ponder Next Move.

A tragedy turned into triumph today as the latest polls show that, John Edwards, the former Democratic Senator from North Carolina, has surged into a commanding lead over his closest rivals in the latest Democratic Presidential preference polls...

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The Sheik Formerly Known As President Bush Plans To Hire Unemployed East German Volkspolizei: Will Authorize Shoot To Kill Order.

Funny story: The Sheik Formerly Known As President Bush Plans To Hire Unemployed East German Volkspolizei: Will Authorize Shoot To Kill Order.

In an important speech delivered yesterday to the Del Rio Chamber of Commerce in Del Rio, Texas, the Shiek Formerly Known As President Bush, provided more details on his controversial plan to hire unemployed East German Volkspolizei to patrol the bor...

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New Research Heats Up Global Warming Debate: Paper Proves Critics of Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth Are Smarter Than People Who Liked It.

Funny story: New Research Heats Up Global Warming Debate: Paper Proves Critics of Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth Are Smarter Than People Who Liked It.

A paper to be published today in the American Journal of Sociology is certain to heat up the global warming debate with strong evidence that people who are critical of An Inconvenient Truth (AIT) are smarter than people who...

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Al Gore and Antonella Barba to Receive Top Awards Today From American Academy of Fantasy and Science Fiction Writers.

Funny story: Al Gore and Antonella Barba to Receive Top Awards Today From American Academy of Fantasy and Science Fiction Writers.

Al Gore and Antonella Barba will receive their prestigious "Jedi Knight" statues in person when the Academy of Fantasy and Science Fiction Writers hold their annual "Jedi Knights Award Ceremnony" in a cow pasture in Roswell, New...

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Graphic Video Shows Valerie Plame Undercover While Hostile Witness Forces Waxman Hearings To Adjourn Early.

Funny story: Graphic Video Shows Valerie Plame Undercover While Hostile Witness Forces Waxman Hearings To Adjourn Early.

Bombshell evidence exploded today in hearings chaired by Representative Commissar Henry Waxman (Democrat-Peoples Republic of California) into the undercover status of CIA Agent Valerie Plame. Members of Commisar Waxman's Government Reform Committ...

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Porn Star Claims Pelosi Was In Adult Films In The Early Seventies

Funny story: Porn Star Claims Pelosi Was In Adult Films In The Early Seventies

Former adult film Actress Georgina Spelvin claims in her just published autobiography, The Devil in Miss Michelle Graham, that Nancy Pelosi appeared in a number of adult films made in the early 1970s. Most shocking of all the claims...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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