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Schwarzenegger-Limbaugh Feud Heats Up

Funny story: Schwarzenegger-Limbaugh Feud Heats Up

SACRAMENTO, CA -- Recently on the Today Show, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said that popular radio gasbag Rush Limbaugh is "irrelevent." Limbaugh fired back, saying that Schwarzenegger is a "closet liberal" and no R...

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English Only Legislation Spin-Offs

Funny story: English Only Legislation Spin-Offs

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the presidential election campaign gets into full swing, expect Republicans to start rolling out some of their old tried and true proposals to energize the base, things like flag burning bans, gay marriage prohibitions, and En...

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Animal Rights Activists Call for Killing of Bear

Funny story: Animal Rights Activists Call for Killing of Bear

BERLIN -- Animal rights activists are demanding that a polar bear born last December at the Berlin Zoo, rejected by its mother and depending on humans to be raised, be killed. They claim Knut's cuteness is against his own animal rights and that...

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White House "Silly" Says Snow

Funny story: White House "Silly" Says Snow

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney have repeatedly said that "all options are on the table" in dealing with Iran. Recently, White House spokesman Tony Snow said that talk of invading Iran is "silly.&quo...

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Bolivia Pressuring Coca-Cola to Change Name

Funny story: Bolivia Pressuring Coca-Cola to Change Name

LA PAZ -- Bolivian farmers, in an effort to reclaim part of their cultural heritage, are pressuring the Coca-Cola company to change its name. Coca leaves have been a part of Bolivian culture for more than 500 years. The plant has been used in relig...

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Wal-Mart Abandons Bank Plans

Funny story: Wal-Mart Abandons Bank Plans

BENTONVILLE, ARK -- Wal-Mart, the universe's biggest retailer, with over $703,409 gazillion in sales last quarter, has abandoned plans to enter the banking business. The move comes after a Republican lawmaker released an email showing that the r...

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Toying with Iraq War Strategy

Funny story: Toying with Iraq War Strategy

BAGDAD -- It began simply enough. Children across the country started drives to collect Silly String to ship to troops in Iraq after learning it could be used to detect booby traps. Then, slowly but inexorably, things began spiraling out of contro...

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"Sinbad Dead" Errs Wikipedia

Funny story: "Sinbad Dead" Errs Wikipedia

CYBERSPASE -- Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia, recently reported, prematurely as it turns out, the death of comedic actor Sinbad. The mistake was discovered and corrected in less than an hour, with Sinbad's page temporarily "protected f...

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Not good men, GodMen!

Funny story: Not good men, GodMen!

FRANKLIN, TENN -- 300 men, claiming to be Christians, met at a shopping mall, of all places, to listen to a lesson that will likely ring home with the "God and guns" mob: Christianity has been "feminized," Jesus is a "wimp&qu...

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Al-Qaeda: "U.S. Puppets Playing Right Into Our Hands."

Funny story: Al-Qaeda: "U.S. Puppets Playing Right Into Our Hands."

BAGDAD -- During a recent trip to Tokyo, Vice President Dick Cheney spoke out against those in Congress advocating a withdrawal from Iraq. "I think if we were to do what they are suggesting, all we'll do is validate the al-Qaeda strategy,&...

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Pete Rose Admits to Betting on his Team

Funny story: Pete Rose Admits to Betting on his Team

BRISTOL, CONN. -- On ESPN's Dan Patrick Show, Pete Rose finally admitted that not only did he bet on baseball, he bet on games involving his team, a claim which he had adamantly denied ever since the charge was first made. Rose, 66, is baseball...

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Cheney Addresses Troop Spending

Funny story: Cheney Addresses Troop Spending

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice President Dick Cheney, in a speech to the American Israel Public Affairs Committee, lashed out at Democrats, accusing them of supporting U.S. troops in word but not in action. Cheney said, "anyone can say they support t...

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Congressman Declares his Atheism

Funny story: Congressman Declares his Atheism

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressman Pete Stark (D-CA) has revealed that he does not believe in the existence of a supreme being, making him the highest ranking public official to make such a public declaration. Reaction has been swift.

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Three-legged Panda Needs Help Mating

Funny story: Three-legged Panda Needs Help Mating

BEJING -- A three-legged panda that lost a leg in a fight seems to be recovering well, other than the fact that it appears she has no sex life. "Niu Niu" lost two-thirds of her front left leg, and the resulting loss of balance has affected...

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Pope Benedict XVI reaffirms traditional church positions

Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI reaffirms traditional church positions

VATICAN CITY -- Pope Benedict XVI has issued a statement reaffirming the church's traditional stances on remarriage and gay marriage, encouraging the return to the use of Latin in ceremonies, and calling on Catholic politicians to follow the chur...

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Arkansas's legislature addresses punctuation

Funny story: Arkansas's legislature addresses punctuation

LITTLE ROCK -- Arkansas Rep. Steve Harrelson has introduced a resolution to declare that the official way to form the possessive of the state is "Arkansas's." The dispute arises because different stylebooks have different usages for f...

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Iran reacts to '300'

TEHRAN -- Iranian officials lashed out at Hollywood in the wake of the release of "300," an epic film depicting the Battle of Thermopylae in 480 B.C. "Hollywood declares war on Iranians" screamed the headline in the state-run ne...

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White House Distances Itself from Former General's Remarks About Gays in the Military

Funny story: White House Distances Itself from Former General's Remarks About Gays in the Military

WASHINGTON D.C. -- In the context of the recent uproar over remarks by Marine Gen. Peter Pace, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, about gays in the military, the White House reaffirmed its support for the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"...

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Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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