(Assassinated Press) More than 20 male eyewitnesses, almost half of them sober, reported to have seen the late Anna Nicole Smith and even later, Tupac Shukar in an Amsterdam coffeehouse together last Wednesday night.
AP-(Queens, New York) The Police front man Sting may be splitting his 2007 World Tour profits with ex-hooker Madeline "Mattie" Spandoza.
AP-(Caribbean) Unusual reports of organ robbing and harvesting among American tourists have risen to uncanny numbers in the past few years among Caribbean bound cruise liners. Albert Haney, from the Fort Lauderdale/ Eastern Caribbean Simple American...
AP-(RuggedHarder) Job applicant Jenny Biles was horrified and dismayed when she applied for a job as Library Assistant at her local community college last week.
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