ISLAMIC militants today were arrested in the sewers of New York City after a terror plot to blow up Madison Square Garden was foiled by unknown crime fighters.
IT WAS REVEALED today that Vihelm Vatanabe Henshacnker the 45th will not succeed Iron Man as the next American king.
A BOEING 747 was spotted chasing a fox through a field in Bellshill yesterday. One onlooker said the fox was running for his 'dear life' and barely made it out of the field alive.
SPARTAN KING Leonidas has returned from the dead with an army of over three hundred soldiers.
IN AN UNPRECETENDED MOVE British PM Tony Blair resigned today after it was revealed that he was accepting cash for honours.
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