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NovaCane - the new wonder drug.

Funny story: NovaCane - the new wonder drug.

Scientists in Los Angeles have biologically engineered a new stimulant from sugar cane. The new drug called NovaCane should replace other products in this burgeoning area of consumerism. Marketing suggests that the so called 'Columbian Marching P...

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Democrats sell army to Iraq

Funny story: Democrats sell army to Iraq

The Democrat Committee on Public Spending has issued its plans to sell parts of the Army to the fledgling Iraqi Government. The deal will turn over the 3rd Army Heavy Brigade, an undisclosed Infantry Brigade and the 101st Air Cavalry with an option o...

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Pandas Overrun Chinese city

Funny story: Pandas Overrun Chinese city

The recent program for artificial insemination and breeding of Giant Pandas has backfired on the angry citizens of Southern China. Massive over breeding and lack of security have caused untold thousands of pandas to escape from zoos and private displ...

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Religion was our best confidence trick yet admits Council

Funny story: Religion was our best confidence trick yet admits Council

The United World Council of Religions issued a stunning announcement late last night. There had been rumours for some time that something newsworthy was about to be released but not as momentous as this.

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Bush declares war on Iran.

Funny story: Bush declares war on Iran.

United States of America has officially declared war on Iran. A joint declaration from the White House and the Pentagon stated that as from 03:00 Mid Texan Time, the USA is at war with Iran.

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Gene found that makes fat girls so bossy.

Funny story: Gene found that makes fat girls so bossy.

A new genetic breakthrough has found the mechanism that makes fat girls so bossy. Working for the last nine years on a drug for reducing obesity in teenagers, a London based specialist found the chromosome responsible.

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Keith Richards in pact with Devil

Funny story: Keith Richards in pact with Devil

The ageing Rolling Stone admitted yesterday, that he had made an agreement with Lucifer about his longevity. Having played with hellfire for many years he decided to make a pact with the Devil and offered his soul for everlasting life. It was a hard...

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Freak lightening causes strange condition for youth in Hertfordshire.

The extreme weather conditions that have plagued southern England have had a bizarre effect on one unlucky teenager. Billy Mitchell (17) was lying in bed on Monday around eleven o'clock, when a bolt of lightening struck him through his open bedro...

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Pope converts to Islam

Funny story: Pope converts to Islam

The Vatican was stunned by the revelation that their 'Papa' has turned to another well known religion. The disappearance of the one time head of the Roman Catholic Church led to speculation that he had eloped with his one time friend, Eva Sti...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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