American President George W. Bush surprised world leaders this past weekend by announcing his plan for peace in the Middle East. In an emotional broadcast from the White House lawn, the President called upon Iraq to halt their stockpiling of Weapons...
In an unexpected, special State of the Union message which interrupted all evening television and radio programs at 8 p.m. (E.S.T.) last night, President George W. Bush announced he will balance the budget of the United States of America and end the...
Sin City/Las Vegas, Nevada (a non-AP news alert) In a shocking expose broadcast from the overflowing parking lots of Las Vegas's total nude cabarets, it has been learned that city laws here prevent the serving of alcoholic beverages at totally...
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