The protests that aren't happening in New York's famous financial district are still not happening, according to people who haven't seen it, mainly due to the fact that it isn't going on at all, which is also the main reason for it not being covered...
It has been 'all go' since winning her second Mercury prize and it doesn't look as if the media merry go round shows any signs of slowing for pops diminutive, happy go lucky and playful poppet, Polly Jean Harvey.
After a whirlwind tour of breakfas...
The conurbations of England may have seen its share of troubles of late, with hoards of the great unwanted roaming the shopping arcades and retail boulevards, on the look out for a free take home treat of a flat TV or DVD, but an altogether quieter r...
Following a week of shock revelations and all manner of hullabaloo, there have been warnings of more to come.
The times they are a changing and that's not all, people are going and coming, regimes are changing and the hand that ticks and tocks awa...
A macaque monkey in Indonesia took ownership of a major news periodical from a distracted media mogul before publishing stories about himself in a variety of situations.
The primate went to investigate the printing equipment before becoming fascin...
There has been some heated debate among the proletariat masses regarding just who would be striking against government cuts, as part of the country wide industrial inaction.
The Spoof writers, who, it is fair to say, enjoy a good mass-debate over...
A local man has taken the unprecedented step of changing his sheets recently and ironing some of his clothes, even if he isn't 'on a promise' that evening.
According to close friends he 'just started acting a bit more responsibly'
Along with a...
Heat on overhead power lines has caused the cancellation of trains from London to other places. Questions have been asked as to why these same routes were similarly effected during the winter, but due to temperatures being too low.
It appears tha...
A senior member of David Cameron's Tory constituency association has been found dead in a toilet at Glastonbury Festival, the police announced a curfew with immediate effect, no one is to leave Glastonbury.
Of the 137,000 people attending the fest...
The drunk, junky, drug addled fascist malcontent, anti-semite and all round bad egg, John Galliano, allegedly, is having no end of bother these days since being caught on camera hurling abuse at people who don't comply with his paradigm. Not to menti...
Glastonbury 2011: With mere hours to go until festival-goers descend on Worthy Farm to watch headline acts including Frank Sidebottom, Beyonce and The Wurzles, organisers warn fans to bring wellies, raincoats, inflatable dingies and distress flares.
Coldplay frontman Chris Martin is hiding down the pub since incurring the wrath of her indoors.
Apparently the lovely Gwyneth, no honest, she is lovely, it's not her fault that she was named after a sheep, anyhoo, the lovely Gwyneth is in one hec...
Following on from quite a few recent misleading viral tweets, it has been decided that some form of filtering system should be put in place to stop alarming and untrue stories from spreading like wildfire and causing potential public harm, mainly due...
The world of celebrity stuff and things is moderately reeling today from the announcement that there is allegedly at least one bird on the planet that pneumatic tadger wielding Brand hasn't bedded, apart from his own relatives that is.
Following o...
Jonathan Ross is hopping mad apparently after Andrew Sachs ripped the shit out of him for having a lezzer as a daughter.
'Ripped the shit' has been revealed to be an English colloquialism for taking the piss.
As soon as news broke regarding Jo...
The battered face of formulaic local man, Eccles Burnstone, features in a new advert for a local fast food outlet.
The 43 year-old was mugged by four people and also robbed of his freshly purchased kebab, the advert was an idea by Eccles himself,...
Daybed entertainment source for England's feckless layabout doley scroungers, Virgin Media, have announced its intention to bring a Tivo powered television service to UK couch potatoes.
Those concerned that their daytime TV time is nothing but rep...
A British Journal of Cancer study has found men whose index finger is longer than their ring finger are more likely to poke themselves in the bum hole then men with shorter fingers.
Men are well known for poking themselves in the bum hole in secre...