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Ayn Rand to Obama: Read Atlas Shrugged!

WASHINGTON D.C.-President Elect Barrack Obama is planning massive changes to U.S. currency that will permanently solve the looming financial crisis. According to an Obama insider the incoming president is "a genius" when it comes to solving this kin...

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Obama to swear oath on Koran

Funny story: Obama to swear oath on Koran

WASHINGTON D.C.--U.S. President elect Barrack Obama says he will be sworn into the office of president using an old family Koran passed down from a distant relative whom he never actually met. The ceremony will take place in January 2009, and th...

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Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame bans performance enhancing drugs

Funny story: Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame bans performance enhancing drugs

CLEVELAND, OHIO -- In a self-policing move to fend off possible Congressional hearings into the use of performance enhancing drugs by top musical recording artists, the Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame announced today it will purge itself of any music made b...

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Cribbage Criminals plead guilty, face sentencing

Funny story: Cribbage Criminals plead guilty, face sentencing

GARDINER, Maine -- The World War II veterans charged with illegal gaming at their local American Legion Post have plead guilty to a lesser charge of "prohibitted pegging" and now face sentencing before city judges.

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Black Elves call for first Black Santa Claus

Funny story: Black Elves call for first Black Santa Claus

NORTH POLE -- In what appears to be an historic upheaval of the usually business-like operations of preparation for the upcoming Christmas season, an angry mob of black elves are calling for the resignation of Kris Kringle and demanding he be replace...

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WWII vets pegged as cribbage criminals

Funny story: WWII vets pegged as cribbage criminals

GARDINER, Maine -- A group a World War II veterans are being held without bail on charges related to an illegal gaming ring they ran through their local American Legion Post.

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Kid Rock to become Adult Rock

Funny story: Kid Rock to become Adult Rock

HOLLYWOOD, CALIF.-Superstar rocker Kid Rock says he is in the process of changing his name after an embarrassing incident with nemesis musician Tommy Lee. The two have been at each others' throats both figuratively and literally since a recent f...

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Flaming mad flamingoes attack Jack Hannah

Funny story: Flaming mad flamingoes attack Jack Hannah

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIF - Zookeeper Jack Hannah endured a foul assault by a flock of angry flamingoes yesterday outside his home near San Francisco. The attack comes on the heels of an incident three days ago when Hannah became stuck inside a turnstile...

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Eco-friendly pope reinstates Inquisition for polluters

Funny story: Eco-friendly pope reinstates Inquisition for polluters

LORETO, Italy (AFP) - Pope Benedict XVI hosted a colossal Catholic mass Sunday attended by half a million Italians, telling them to throw away their video games, burn their automobiles and use their cell phones to "take care of the environment.&...

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"Atlas Shrieked" monologue big hit

Funny story: "Atlas Shrieked" monologue big hit

Los Angeles - A relatively unknown actor is capitalizing on the recent surge in sales of Ayn Rand's popular fiction novel "Atlas Shrugged" by turning the 1,084-page tome into a one-man show recited at the top of his lungs. Affectionately titled "A...

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Dead Sea Scrolls reveal ancient diet plan

Funny story: Dead Sea Scrolls reveal ancient diet plan

SAN DIEGO - Curators at a Southern California museum have announced an unusual discovery involving a visiting exhibition of the Dead Sea Scrolls. A mistake made by workers setting up a display of the millennia-old documents resulted in some of the s...

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Iran unveils 'Penis of Allah'

Funny story: Iran unveils 'Penis of Allah'

TEHRAN-- Iran's minister of defense is reporting that the Islamic Republic of Iran will soon unveil its new homemade fighter jet known as "Azarakhsh," -- loosely translated as "Penis of Allah". Iranian General Mustafa Najar stated that the govern...

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Angry atheists to sue God

Funny story: Angry atheists to sue God

PHILADELPHIA, PENN. - A prominent atheist has apparently had enough of religious wars, superstition, and mystical propaganda and has decided to do something about it by suing God himself. Christopher Hitchens, author of the new best selling book,...

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Lesbian scare tempts wrath of Allah

Funny story: Lesbian scare tempts wrath of Allah

LONDON-- The Guardian online news source is apologizing today after a typo in a recent headline set off a flurry of anger and confusion during a tense time in Northern Lebanon yesterday. Muslim clerics and Palestinian leaders were in an uproar ove...

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Al Gore Files Lunar Warming Lawsuit

Funny story: Al Gore Files Lunar Warming Lawsuit

Washington D.C. - In yet another bizarre consequence of global warming science, claims that global warming has spread to the surface of the moon and possibly other planets within the solar system has prompted enviro-religious leader Al Gore to file a...

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Talking Animals to Start Political Party

Funny story: Talking Animals to Start Political Party

SESAME STREET - Talking animals across the United States have announced today their intention to start a political party based on the ideals and values of talking animals everywhere. A spokesbeing for the new Young Animals Party (YAP) said in a pres...

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Doctors take breast exams into their hands

BETHESDA, Md. - Recent research shows American women are revolting against having mammograms, opting instead to have a more "hands on" breast exam, which may partly explain why rates of cancer have decreased significantly in the last fe...

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Angry Peckers To Sue Government

Funny story: Angry Peckers To Sue Government

APPLEBY, NC--It was just another feast in the life of a chicken; or so thought the future finger-licking-good fowl at various U.S. based chicken farms. But when reports that the food they were eating may have been contaminated came to light last mon...

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