WASHINGTON D.C.-President Elect Barrack Obama is planning massive changes to U.S. currency that will permanently solve the looming financial crisis. According to an Obama insider the incoming president is "a genius" when it comes to solving this kin...
WASHINGTON D.C.--U.S. President elect Barrack Obama says he will be sworn into the office of president using an old family Koran passed down from a distant relative whom he never actually met.
The ceremony will take place in January 2009, and th...
CLEVELAND, OHIO -- In a self-policing move to fend off possible Congressional hearings into the use of performance enhancing drugs by top musical recording artists, the Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame announced today it will purge itself of any music made b...
GARDINER, Maine -- The World War II veterans charged with illegal gaming at their local American Legion Post have plead guilty to a lesser charge of "prohibitted pegging" and now face sentencing before city judges.
NORTH POLE -- In what appears to be an historic upheaval of the usually business-like operations of preparation for the upcoming Christmas season, an angry mob of black elves are calling for the resignation of Kris Kringle and demanding he be replace...
GARDINER, Maine -- A group a World War II veterans are being held without bail on charges related to an illegal gaming ring they ran through their local American Legion Post.
HOLLYWOOD, CALIF.-Superstar rocker Kid Rock says he is in the process of changing his name after an embarrassing incident with nemesis musician Tommy Lee. The two have been at each others' throats both figuratively and literally since a recent f...
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIF - Zookeeper Jack Hannah endured a foul assault by a flock of angry flamingoes yesterday outside his home near San Francisco. The attack comes on the heels of an incident three days ago when Hannah became stuck inside a turnstile...
LORETO, Italy (AFP) - Pope Benedict XVI hosted a colossal Catholic mass Sunday attended by half a million Italians, telling them to throw away their video games, burn their automobiles and use their cell phones to "take care of the environment.&...
Los Angeles - A relatively unknown actor is capitalizing on the recent surge in sales of Ayn Rand's popular fiction novel "Atlas Shrugged" by turning the 1,084-page tome into a one-man show recited at the top of his lungs.
SAN DIEGO - Curators at a Southern California museum have announced an unusual discovery involving a visiting exhibition of the Dead Sea Scrolls. A mistake made by workers setting up a display of the millennia-old documents resulted in some of the s...
TEHRAN-- Iran's minister of defense is reporting that the Islamic Republic of Iran will soon unveil its new homemade fighter jet known as "Azarakhsh," -- loosely translated as "Penis of Allah".
PHILADELPHIA, PENN. - A prominent atheist has apparently had enough of religious wars, superstition, and mystical propaganda and has decided to do something about it by suing God himself.
LONDON-- The Guardian online news source is apologizing today after a typo in a recent headline set off a flurry of anger and confusion during a tense time in Northern Lebanon yesterday.
Washington D.C. - In yet another bizarre consequence of global warming science, claims that global warming has spread to the surface of the moon and possibly other planets within the solar system has prompted enviro-religious leader Al Gore to file a...
SESAME STREET - Talking animals across the United States have announced today their intention to start a political party based on the ideals and values of talking animals everywhere. A spokesbeing for the new Young Animals Party (YAP) said in a pres...
SIMIAN VALLEY, CALIF--As the third Shrek movie approaches box office records after raking in a fat $122m (€90m) at the U.S. box office, the sale of several sex toys based on the leading characters has some fans of the kid-friendly show hot under the...
BETHESDA, Md. - Recent research shows American women are revolting against having mammograms, opting instead to have a more "hands on" breast exam, which may partly explain why rates of cancer have decreased significantly in the last fe...