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Indiana Jones comes out of retirement

Funny story: Indiana Jones comes out of retirement

After a gap of almost twenty years, Stephen Spielberg is about to begin filming a sequel to his successful 1980's Indiana Jones adventure series starring Harrison Ford and Sean Connery. 'Indiana Jones and the Daytrip to Bangor' is a rippi...

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Hermione quits Hogwarts - actress to be replaced by Virgin Mary

Funny story: Hermione quits Hogwarts - actress to be replaced by Virgin Mary

Emma Watson is quitting her role as Hermione in the Harry Potter film series, despite an offer of 808,874 galleons and 4 sickles ($3.9 million) per film, and as much butterbeer as she can drink. The sixteen year old actress fears she is at risk from...

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Anna Nicole Smith was murdered by MI6 - Mohammed Al Fayed claim

Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith was murdered by MI6 - Mohammed Al Fayed claim

Harrod's boss Mohammed Al Fayed has accused the British intelligence service of murdering Anna Nicole Smith to prevent her becoming the future Queen Mother, following news that DNA evidence suggesting Prince William is the father of her child is...

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Prince William is father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby - DNA results

Funny story: Prince William is father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby - DNA results

The results of DNA testing in the Bahamas will establish beyond any doubt that baby Dannielynn is the daughter of Prince William, putting Anna Nicole Smith's daughter second in line to the British throne.

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Sinbad dies - returns as flesh eating zombie

Funny story: Sinbad dies - returns as flesh eating zombie

'Houseguest' and 'Jingle All The Way' star Sinbad (real name David Adkins), who died on stage last week during his stand-up comedy act, has returned as a flesh-eating zombie. News of his death, leaked on Wednesday, appeared briefly on...

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Tennessee preacher arrested for bashing the bishop

Funny story: Tennessee preacher arrested for bashing the bishop

Reverend Willie Jefferson, pastor of Trinity Tabernacle Church of God and Christ in Knoxville, Tennesee has a picture of Jesus tattooed on the end of his knob. He claims it's his unique way of delivering his message to the faithful that "Jes...

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Heather Mills accused of making hoax emergency calls

Funny story: Heather Mills accused of making hoax emergency calls

Heather Mills McCartney, reportedly nervous about her upcoming appearance in the hit series 'Dancing with the Stars' on ABC television, has been cautioned for making unwarranted emergency 999 calls to West Sussex Police asking for the assista...

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Hurricane Prediction Center forecasts the Second Coming

Funny story: Hurricane Prediction Center forecasts the Second Coming

The increasing frequency and violence of tropical storms has nothing to do with global warming according to Warren Chisum, the Republican chairman of the Texas state legislature's House Appropriations Committee. He believes it's a sign from G...

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Michael Jackson owes more money than Brazil

Funny story: Michael Jackson owes more money than Brazil

Michael Jackson is about to sell his prized Beatles song catalogue to help pay off his debts which are estimated at $900 million. The sale will go ahead on eBay where bidding will start at around $750 million.

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Christmas arrives early due to global warming

Funny story: Christmas arrives early due to global warming

Increased levels of Carbon Dioxide in the atmosphere are disrupting the natural holiday cycle, according to scientists at the Public Holiday Research Institute.

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Viagra discovered in New York State drinking water

Funny story: Viagra discovered in New York State drinking water

High levels of sildenafil citrate, more commonly known by it's brand name, Viagra, have been detected in drinking water in upstate New York. The source has been traced by environmental officials to pollution of the river Niagara downstream of Buf...

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Klingon - the new language of environmentalism

Funny story: Klingon - the new language of environmentalism

Jyrki Kasvi, a member of the Green League political party who is seeking re-election to parliament in Finland, has translated his campaign website into Klingon. The fact the language has no words for green, environment, recycling or global warming is...

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End of prohibition in the US comes as news to remote Scottish island

Funny story: End of prohibition in the US comes as news to remote Scottish island

A Scottish whiskey distiller on the Isle of Islay, an island off the coast of western Scotland is to reopen 80 years after it was closed as a consequence of US prohibition laws introduced in 1920. Prohibition ended in 1933, but it has taken 74 years...

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Flintstone fans up in arms as James Cameron shakes their bedrock

Funny story: Flintstone fans up in arms as James Cameron shakes their bedrock

Easter Island has been discovered to be the actual location of the town of Bedrock, long thought to be fictional, according to new archaeological evidence to be presented in a forthcoming documentary by James Cameron.

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El Salvador woman wins Most Overdue Death of the Year award

Funny story: El Salvador woman wins Most Overdue Death of the Year award

A woman believed to be one of the oldest living people in history died yesterday at the age of 128, the equivalent of two pensioners. Cruz Hernandez was born May 3 1878, the year Thomas Edison patented the phonograph and just one of the years Britain...

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Bloodsucking nightmare in Arkansas

Funny story: Bloodsucking nightmare in Arkansas

Have you ever woken up in the morning with no idea how the highly affectionate sex crazed creature who's been sharing your bed all night came to be there? Rose M. Pagley-Brown of Siloam Springs, Arkansas, claims this is what happened to her when...

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Vintage fraud

Funny story: Vintage fraud

The FBI in New York are investigating accusations of fraud in high-end wine sales at various auction houses in the city. Investigators have collected data on wine sales at Christie's New York auction house, where German wine merchant Hardy Rodens...

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Death to Fun on Video

Funny story: Death to Fun on Video

Millions of citizens across the United States are being assailed daily with sinister telephone calls from someone calling herself Cammy Argyle, who invariably begins the conversation by asking to speak to 'the lady of the house.'...

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Breaking news…

Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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