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Jennifer Aniston found a surrogate

Funny story: Jennifer Aniston found a surrogate

Jennifer Aniston has denied rumours of looking for a surrogate to carry her baby. However a close friend of the family (Courtney Cox) has spilled the beans on the surrogate mother. She is none other than Ana Ward. Jennifer and Ana met last wee...

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Brad & Angie split

Funny story: Brad & Angie split

Gossip has been rife recently about Brad & Angelina splitting, but the truth has finally surfaced. Brad & Angelina are splitting because of the secret meeting between Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston. During their 2 hour brunch, An...

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Jennifer Aniston is pregnant

Funny story: Jennifer Aniston is pregnant

With rumours flying around that Jennifer Aniston is back with John Mayer due to being pregnant - I finally tracked the source. I got the story directly from the horse's mouth - Angelina Jolie. She (Angie) says she cannot lie any longer. So I'll d...

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George Michael addicted to crack in more ways than one

Funny story: George Michael addicted to crack in more ways than one

Out of a toilet in a darkened night club in Los Angeles, George Michael was once again caught with his pants down & his nose in crack, smoking crack. He admitted to being in possession of a crack, but felt he should not be charged as he had...

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Brad & Angelina split

Funny story: Brad & Angelina split

George Clooney was smiling broadly on the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival, and looking, as always, sauve. The secret to his joy is not his nomination for a dramatic performance in his latest movie, but for his bedroom antics with Brad Pitt.

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Jennifer Aniston to be Angelina's Maid of Honour

Funny story: Jennifer Aniston to be Angelina's Maid of Honour

The rumours surrounding the pending nuptials of the famous "cheaters" Angelina & Brad, have now become a reality.

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Angelina Jolie to have baby in Texas & France

Funny story: Angelina Jolie to have baby in Texas & France

Speculation regarding the birth place of the Pitt-Jolie twins is rife. From the glossy pages of our own celebrity magazine, Spoofville, comes the shocking revelation - Angelina to give birth to the much talked about bump in France & Texas.

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Brad Pitt hates Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie - everyone

Funny story: Brad Pitt hates Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie - everyone

Straight out of the back seat of the yellow taxi comes the overwhelming truth that has the world reeling. For a Hollywood variation Brad Pitt is now the talk of the town.

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Jennifer Aniston pregnant with triplets

Funny story: Jennifer Aniston pregnant with triplets

In the bid to outdo her rival Angelina Jolie - Jennifer Aniston has conned poor Mr Luke Owen into impregnating her with his very soul.

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K Fed ordered to pay own bill and that of writer Ana Ward

Funny story: K Fed ordered to pay own bill and that of writer Ana Ward

According to latest reports, Mr Kevin Federline has been "Danny Craned" into paying his own bills. As if that was not injury enough, he has now been summoned to pay an "undisclosed" amount to the unfortunate Ana Ward, whom he neg...

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Paris - Oh Brother!

Funny story: Paris - Oh Brother!

From the wealthy doors of Hilton Hotels, exploding news that Paris Hilton will now take part in Big Brother popular show.

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Brad Pitt tames Angelina's lesbian libido

Funny story: Brad Pitt tames Angelina's lesbian libido

Brad Pitt has tamed Angelina's lesbian antics and has calmed her wild ways. How, we all want to know. The secret is finally out.

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Angelina is Looking at the Ladies

Funny story: Angelina is Looking at the Ladies

According to reliable sources, Angelina Jolie may be getting a little tired of Brad's boys nights out and his bike escapades. She is getting fed up with his lack of patience and understanding.

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Angelina Buying her own House

Funny story: Angelina Buying her own House

When Angelina found out about Brad's new pad, she was rather miffed to say the least. Simply because she was the last to know, so she did what any woman would do in her shoes, GO SHOPPING!...

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South Africa going through a mid-life crisis?

In the streets of Johannesburg, or Gauteng as it is known in South Africa, news has just hit the streets of Mr Jacob Zuma's new position, that of becoming an honorary priest, with the blessings of the ANC.

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Helen Mirren Snubs the Queen

Funny story: Helen Mirren Snubs the Queen

Helen Mirren could not make her appointment with the Queen as she was filming in South somewhere or other. Darn it girl, you are in charge here - give yourself a few days leave!! The Queen summoned you and you "couldn't make it". When...

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Prince William - Heartbreaker

Prince William in an attempt to overshadow his well "eardowed" father Prince Charles, has left "poor" Kate standing "almost" at the alter!...

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Paris "Prison" Hilton

Funny story: Paris "Prison" Hilton

The world is still amazed that Miss Hilton and her well appointed attorneys have not managed to have all the DUI charges dropped. Miss Hilton, dressed in a sensible dark suit, was seen emerging from the court building, quite demure and fully...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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