The British National Party finds itself in hot water today following a decision that it broke the rules governing Party Election Broadcasts.
The rule in question states that political parties must not knowingly mislead the public.
However in a...
In a surprise move, Pope Benedict XVI is to visit Craggy Island later this week on his way back from the Middle East.
There he will meet local priests Father Ted Crilly, Father Dougal McGuire and Father Jack Hackett at the island's parochial house...
Generously fleshed Maltese singer Chiara Siracusa is ready to do battle with the rest of Europe with her soporific ballad What If We.
The 32 year old Eurovision veteran will make her third attempt to bag as many douze points as possible at this ye...
Opposition leader David Cameron, shaking with rage at some of his colleague's expenses claims, has vowed to "kick their heads in" if they fail to repay the claims.
The Eton educated millionaire, who claimed £680 for a big stick to jab a jammed juv...
Widow of murdered Beatle John Lennon, "artist" Yoko Ono I've Done It Again! has found herself once more up to her neck in three feet of controversy.
Ono has thrown together a display for an upcoming exhibition at a New York art gallery, a display...
Middle aged ladies' favourite Chris de Burgh is to visit Iran in an attempt to convert the Muslim population to Christianity through the power of his music.
Tattooed and troubled songstress Amy Winehouse has been nominated for three top Ivor Habit awards.
Druggie Pete Doherty has been given his own blood stained cell in Wormwood Scrubs after several prisoners expressed a desire to have what a prison officer described as "anal relations" with the singer.
The former deputy prime minister, John "Put 'em up" Prescott has spilled his guts about his eating disorder to newspaper the Sunday Times.
Unhinged pop-star Britney Spears has been involved in a potentially fatal car smash on the Ace Ventura Freeway in Los Angeles.
Dithering Prime Minister Gordon "Which Way The Wind Blows" Brown has decided that he will definitely not, cross-his-heart-and-hope-to-die attend the Beijing It's A Knockout opening ceremony in August.
EU Industry Commissioner Guenter Verheugen has said that Britain is being run by a group of fuddy-duddies too old and senile to adopt the metric system.
The apparent one billion light-year void in space discovered by a University of Minnesota team has proved to be nothing more than pigeon droppings on some of the radio telescopes used to survey the heavens.
The ghost of legendary film-maker Ingmar Bergman has made a short movie of the funeral of his earthly remains according to senior spiritualist Icy Deadfolk.
Next Tuesday's climate change demonstrations at Heathrow airport are likely to make the headlines for all the wrong reasons.
The US military has mislaid over 190, 000 weapons in Iraq in the time in takes the sun to slip beneath the hazy Iraqi horizon.
Channel 4 are to team up with Dutch TV station BNN to create a show offering Princess Diana's heart to one lucky female contestant.
Channel 4 have denied rumours that an upcoming documentary about the death of Princess Diana in a car crash ten years ago will be anything but voyeuristic.
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