PARIS, March 10 - After more than four decades of leading his country whilst he stayed behind the lines, pretending to be a politician, and a dozen years as president, Jacques Chirac has surrendered from politics on Sunday, but he did not endorse Nic...
Dateline New York City - In a bizarre twist the recent uproar of the Indian Hindu population of the Great State of New York, Hillary Ratum Clinton proposed legislation today, which requires that all Rat Worshipers, whom wish to adopt the furry little...
(AXcessive News) Washington - Virgina lawmakers voted unanimously on Saturday to issue an apology for the State's role in slavery, which all began in Jamestown over 400 years ago.
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