There you have it. The most successful manager in Chelsea's history gets the chop, the next victim in the Kings Road version of "my egos bigger than yours."...
The British Government has refused to issue visas for the Palestinian Youth team on the grounds that they are not classified as human beings, with the official reason for refusing the visitors visas on the grounds that the Palestinian urchins were &q...
Gabriel Heinze has resorted to desperate measures in order to push through his "dream" move to Liverpool.
The big news from within the corridors of power is that the Premier, Mr Gordon Brown has admitted to being a huge fan of none other than Topcat George Galloway himself.
George Galloway has heaved a huge sigh of relief. "They've only been on my case for a little over 10 years and yet again I have been cleared of taking a single penny or in any way personally benefiting from the former Iraqi regime through th...
"School is cool," was the message when school children from East London based Benjonson School recently took part in a day trip to the seaside.
Is that a typo on the title? Not since Denis Law donned the famous Sky Blue shirt has there been so much excited anticipation. Rumours from the Terry Christian Man City benevolent Fund headquarters abound that Sven has just pulled off a big name fore...
If reports are to be believed then it seems Liverpool are on the verge of signing an X1 of world football; Chris Ronaldo, Thierry Henry, Messi, Kaka, Gattuso, Buffon etc. In a rare outburst post Champions league final outburst, Sir Rafa complained of...
Liverpool fans were left heartbroken and crying into their cornflakes this morning as their fellow Reds failed to bring the best of British culture to those 'uncultured athenians'.
Ball gag Israeli Ambassador to El Salvador, Tsuriel Raphael has surprisingly been recalled to Israel after being discovered wearing his birthday suit, whilst being drunk as a skunk.
Family club West Ham United find themselves in an unwelcome spot of bother, with rumours running rife that the club is awash with indiscipline, depression and losing gambling addictions.
An innocent bystander would think that the end of the world was nigh, judging by the frenzied flock of shoppers beating a path to an East London fish store. Fish Bazar in Shadwell has seen an amazing flurry of activity in the last few days, mainly du...
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