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Farewell special one!

Funny story: Farewell special one!

There you have it. The most successful manager in Chelsea's history gets the chop, the next victim in the Kings Road version of "my egos bigger than yours."...

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Palestine Youth Team Apply for Martian Status

Funny story: Palestine Youth Team Apply for Martian Status

The British Government has refused to issue visas for the Palestinian Youth team on the grounds that they are not classified as human beings, with the official reason for refusing the visitors visas on the grounds that the Palestinian urchins were &q...

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Alex Ferguson Appreciation Society on Facebook

Funny story: Alex Ferguson Appreciation Society on Facebook

Gabriel Heinze has resorted to desperate measures in order to push through his "dream" move to Liverpool.

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GB goes Havana crazy in pale GG imitation

Funny story: GB goes Havana crazy in pale GG imitation

The big news from within the corridors of power is that the Premier, Mr Gordon Brown has admitted to being a huge fan of none other than Topcat George Galloway himself.

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George Galloway's unbeaten run ends

Funny story: George Galloway's unbeaten run ends

George Galloway has heaved a huge sigh of relief. "They've only been on my case for a little over 10 years and yet again I have been cleared of taking a single penny or in any way personally benefiting from the former Iraqi regime through th...

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Attendance pays as Benjonson pupils rewarded with a day at the seaside

Funny story: Attendance pays as Benjonson pupils rewarded with a day at the seaside

"School is cool," was the message when school children from East London based Benjonson School recently took part in a day trip to the seaside.

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Man City sign Rolando

Funny story: Man City sign Rolando

Is that a typo on the title? Not since Denis Law donned the famous Sky Blue shirt has there been so much excited anticipation. Rumours from the Terry Christian Man City benevolent Fund headquarters abound that Sven has just pulled off a big name fore...

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Another false dawn for Liverpool?

Funny story: Another false dawn for Liverpool?

If reports are to be believed then it seems Liverpool are on the verge of signing an X1 of world football; Chris Ronaldo, Thierry Henry, Messi, Kaka, Gattuso, Buffon etc. In a rare outburst post Champions league final outburst, Sir Rafa complained of...

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Scouse hearts are hurting

Funny story: Scouse hearts are hurting

Liverpool fans were left heartbroken and crying into their cornflakes this morning as their fellow Reds failed to bring the best of British culture to those 'uncultured athenians'.

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Did Moses free ALL our Jewish cousins from bondage?

Funny story: Did Moses free ALL our Jewish cousins from bondage?

Ball gag Israeli Ambassador to El Salvador, Tsuriel Raphael has surprisingly been recalled to Israel after being discovered wearing his birthday suit, whilst being drunk as a skunk.

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Gambling the West Ham way

Funny story: Gambling the West Ham way

Family club West Ham United find themselves in an unwelcome spot of bother, with rumours running rife that the club is awash with indiscipline, depression and losing gambling addictions.

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Shopping frenzy at Fish bazaar

Funny story: Shopping frenzy at Fish bazaar

An innocent bystander would think that the end of the world was nigh, judging by the frenzied flock of shoppers beating a path to an East London fish store. Fish Bazar in Shadwell has seen an amazing flurry of activity in the last few days, mainly du...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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